According to Alyssa

My brain is in a million different places at one time. This is what happens when I try to explain that.

[sartorialadventure]

Alexander McQueen for Givenchy, spring/summer 1997

[freshmoviequotes]

Dumbo (1941)

[saintlaurentproblems]

MOOD

[lovlae]

“art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth” - pablo picasso 

[theawesomeadventurer]

what the fuck

[babyanimalgifs]

[capitulouno]

[aleciamasa]

In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard

[rosewillow82]

When trump makes you so angry that you ram down the closet door to call out some bs

[rasengnn]

a change of heart – the 1975

[onceiwashere]

wolfgang amadeus mozart has been dead for 226 slutty, slutty years 

[heatseekingbehavior]

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

[memewhore]

[sexymotorslifestyle]

[purplebuddhaproject]

[respectfulmemes]

[hellanne]

[shmoo06]

@Midnight 7/11/17

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[samandriel]

It’s been almost a year since I made this post so I guess I should update you guys on Pharaoh!

He’s still a sweetie but with more attitude and will fuck up your shit if he’s grumpy or if you’re wearing shoes with shoelaces. He doesn’t like that. He watches Netflix with me a lot and cries anytime theres explosions or gunshots in a show. He has so many chicken lady friends who he adores and he has fathered 4 chicks. I tried to train him to walk on a leash but he protested by laying down and refusing to move, so we gave that up after a while. He likes to guard me from cars and squirrels, and even plastic bags (which are his worst fear)

[jjtaylor]

Quality rooster

[pinkrubberball-deactivated20160]

i’m laughing sooo hard @ my dad’s denial of how fat our dog is lmao