~Melissa~

Breaking the rules since 1995 | Multi-Fandom blog 💕 | 27 | I cry at least twice everyday (ง'̀-'́)ง

[mayanangel]

whoever made this deserves an award

[anistarrose]

children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear

neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years

[just-add-butter]

I cannot express how important it is to brush your teeth and floss regularly. It's especially important as so many people don't have dental coverage and that preventative work saves you so much pain and money in the long run. I know it sucks and it is so hard, but you'll also feel so good after doing it. And when you start doing it regularly, you'll find your mouth and gums feel so much better. If you've already done it today, good job! I'm so proud of you and so happy for you!

[xenosagaepisodeone]

This is the first tumblr blaze post I've seen that's made me go "actually yes, it's good if people see this"

[all-things-breathing]

a scooby doo series set in community college where the gang is in a criminology class and end up in a huge debate on the first day of class that leads to them starting a podcast talking about local urban legends, only to realize things aren’t quite adding up and they go to investigate for ~journalistic authenticity~ and end up solving a real-life crime disguised as supernatural occurrences. this happens every week and they’re frequently featured on the school newspaper. they only have twenty listeners

[theoddowldoodle]

He should be in all detective shows

[the-east-hunter]

Obsessed with this. It’s so true

[escuerzoresucitado]

[puipui-official]

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

[ruinikaidoexplodedbadly]

[scalproie]

I hope I'm not just a blog to you guys but also a gateway to acquire secondhand knowledge of medias you'll never get into

[animentality]

[stephendann]

Sounds like Detective Amphibowicz has called in an old friend to help crack the case...

[bad-intentixns]

dude/babe it’s the same thing

[nyloncurtains]

Benoit Blanc, entering the tardis for the first time: now mr doctuh… when you said it were bigguh on the insahd.. i mistook that fowuh a jest… but it seems thayut said blue box is, if my own eyes do nawt decieve me, indeed bigguh on the insahd

[milflaszlo]

a knives out prequel where benoit blanc is investigating a murder and hugh grant (aka phillip) is one of the suspects and he’s sort of nervous around blanc which leads blanc to be suspicious so he purposefully spends more time with phillip just to suss out his behavior but at the end it turns out phillip didn’t do anything he just liked blanc and was shy

here’s my pitch for one of the scenes near the climax of the movie

blanc, monologuing: … and it has not gone unnoticed, by the way - your frankly embarrassingly obvious attempts to endear me to you in order to cast suspicion off yourself! it has worked to a degree, i’ll grant you, but a successful ruse is still a ruse philip, who really had not been doing anything of the sort: you… were endeared to me? blanc, slowly realizing: …. um. the

[mixtapetraxx]

Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.

[crazycatsiren]

No no you don't understand! I want to watch this show/movie, read this book, listen to this podcast, etc.! But I must be in the right mindset and the exact head space to begin, or I just can't!

[fanboygarcia]

Marbles having his own little stroller so he could also be at Jenna and Juliens wedding

I will never recover from this actually…