All Cool Dudes Use Lightsabers In Public

Buongiorno, caramias. Peter, 19, gay as a rainbow. Will show a picture of myself if people ask for it.

[stuffedanimalpurse-deactivated2]

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

[cr-est]

He yelled at me until we adopted him

[somekindofhelicoptervalentine]

that is the happiest looking cat ever

[jimmybuffetsmargaritaville]

[jimmybuffetsmargaritaville]

for those of you wondering if i caught the paras, i totally did and he is now a Big Boy

[justactnatural]

You: willy nilly Me, an intellectual: william nilliam

[unepetitecourge]

Critics’ Choice Awards 2015.

[johannathemad]

A redraw from this that kinda got out of hand

Same as last time, big thanks to lettherebedoodles for the inspiration!

[acdulip]

The mermaid prince tho 😍

[refinery29]

Joe Biden crashed a college party in this new #ItsOnUs PSA explaining why sexual assault is *everyone’s* problem

Could vice president (and part-time TV actor) Joe Biden sneak into a college party in real life? Judging by a new Funny or Die video, he totally could.

Gifs: Funny or Die

WATCH THE VIDEO

[littledeconstruction-deactivate]

i honestly love Joe Biden with every fiber of my tiny, shriveled heart

[bando--grand-scamyon]

He’s my fav

[kzmfotb]

Biden a real one

[did-you-know]

Source 

[norahmayberry-deactivated201712]

“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

[catbountry]

“I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””

Wow.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

[thesocratease-deactivated201510]

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

[artitties]

*screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier

[buttart]

his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature

“never use this word because it’s common, instead use all of these things that i’ll call synonyms even though they carry different connotations and will change the meaning of your dialogue if you use them” — very bad and unfortunately very common writing advice

[underking]

“Do you want this sandwich?” she elaborated, acquiring the sandwich from her rucksack with a set of fingers.

His visage was set aflame with a smile. “Sure,” he postulated.

[godotal]

[acdulip]

Awwww such a furry lizard.

[growingupwith-strictparents-blog]

#001 Getting stressed

Father : gets stressed about work. Yells at mother

Mother : gets stressed about husband. Yells at child

Child : gets stressed about parents, school, homework, life etc. Not allowed to be stressed, depressed or nervous bc JUST a child

[sassiestnugget]

[acdulip]

Ya don't say

[luxwing]

“Why do you hate tumblr so much?”

[spx808]

[acdulip]

nyoom

[jet-kis]

[acdulip]

What even was goosebumps?

[st-pam]