Rank Yakuza characters from most to least likely to fall for “Deez nuts”.
Officer Killjoy is too smart and too in the know to fall for it, and it sucks. he will not play along even if it's a child. he will actively turn it against you. do not try to Deez nuts him
now I know what you're thinking. Kiryu already loves repeating back a word he doesn't understand as a question. how on EARTH could Kiryu not fall for it?? but you need to remember, he's raised 9 kids. he's not going to fall for it because he's already fallen for every single variation, repeatedly. he simply will not respond
one of the younger members of the Majima Family definitely got him with it once and after beating their ass he's on constant guard. he will not be got again. in fact he's going to get everyone else now, and if you don't play along he is going to kick your ass. he probably claims to have invented the joke
he may be a police detective slash investigative journalist slash absentee father slash bartender slash malewife, but he still will fall for it. he's mad about it every single time too. get Date with deez nuts at every opportunity. please
he's been in jail for 18 years. you can get him with it, sure, but the emotional cost. imagine. the rest of his polycule will absolutely hound you for the rest of your days, even if several of them are also susceptible (looking at Adachi and HJG especially. HJG would curl up into a ball after falling for it) it's balanced out by Zhao and Saeko who are so resistant to it that you're better off not even trying
he's been in jail for, at minimum, 28 years (it is extremely fuzzy how much time between 5 and 6 was in jail) and is largely technology illiterate. you can get him with deez nuts with zero effort, but be prepared for him to not even understand that you got him and just say "what about those nuts?". at this point it's unclear on if he genuinely doesn't get it, or if he's just developed it as a Majima deterrent. either way, do you really need to bully him? has he not talked about balls enough?? c'mon have some human decency
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izzy806
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