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[starrynet]

what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

Voting ended onJul 14

[maxkillertart]

Do you really think it'll be okay next semester ?

I think it'll be fine!

... I worry about my responsibilities clashing with band practice.

yeah, that's a pretty big deal. But you've been alright so far, right? You're like, the best and handling stuff like that.

That's very kind of you to say.

I'm sure they'll be okay with you missing sometimes. They'll understand. and if they don't, I'll make em!

[A small laugh] I don't think it'll get to that.

But you'll be okay. We even have some classes together!

That does ease my worries.

[maxkillertart]

it didn't last long.

[lutheban]

Rocky, once again, being baffled and STRESSED about human biology and the things his human does to keep healthy i dont think mr "my whole crew died of radiation sickness" likes the fact that his alien and most things on his planet needs it for survival very much xD previous

[pixelsdoodles]

YEAR 700: #1

[dmbakura]

do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century

[sharkfish]

me, out loud: hey that’s cool we all have our own interpretations and i support you as part of fandom regardless 

me, in my head: ….but you’re wrong 

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

I would just like to remind everyone that this is the mature, reasonable, and sensible response.

[fang-emblem]

[procne]

i feel like it's absolutely crucial in the social justice world to take "he a little confused but he got the spirit" and similar sentiments/situations as a Win. intent is so much more important than saying it right the first time! if someone is approaching with scuffed language and incorrect terms but they're visibly being as polite as they know how, that person is a friend and should be treated better than what their words might invite in someone else's mouth.

[swimmingblue]

someone who's confused but who's got the spirit has the best thing, which is respect. the other stuff is secondary. I'd take someone who's messing up but doing their best to treat me respectfully any day over someone who's using the right words to do me wrong.

[callizinc]

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

[awesomesauce-bug-lesbianism-dea]

I like it when characters are really close friends but theyre like. Bad at friendship. like theyre not great people . theyre not necessarily always good to each other. But they are friends!! Incredibly close friends at that!!!! They're Just Not GOOD At It

[jmallory]

First Day Faux Pas.

[transmutationisms]

tumblr just deleted a huge swathe of palestinians who were on here trying to fundraise. if you've been helping any of these fundraisers please take this time to 1) check in with palestinians you're in contact with 2) help them submit support requests if needed 3) keep these campaigns circulating while the beneficiaries are being silenced. these campaigns are life or death, this isn't just social networking. do not let these fundraisers languish.

[heritageposts]

Palestinians who've reached out to me today after having their blogs deleted (sorry if I don't have your most recent former account):

@abood-gaza5, formerly @/aboodgaza. GFM link to Abood's campaign.

@familgazaamal1, formerly @/familygazaamal. GFM link to Amal's campaign.

@mahrahpalestine, formerly @/freepaleatine95. GFM link to Marah's campaign.

@mohammedmatar392, formerly @/mohammedmatat. GFM link to Mohamed's campaign.

@momenalostaz555, formerly @/mo98h and @/momenalostaz. GFM link to Momen's campaign.

[a-shade-of-blue]

All Vetted Fundraisers!! See info below!

 @abood-gaza5

Verification: vetted by association. Abood is the brother of @/mohiy-gaza. Mohi's gfm has been shared by 90-ghost.

Former/other accounts: @maria-abood, @abood-gaza2, @maria-abood2, @abood-gaza3, aboodgaza

Donate here

@familgazaamal1

Verification: vetted by @/gazavetters and #55 on their vetted list. Also vetted by association.

Former/Other accounts: @familygazaamal

Donate here

@mahrahpalestine

Verification: vetted by 90-ghost, shared by 90-ghost.

Former/Other accounts: @freepaleatine95

Donate here

@mohammedmatar392

Verification: vetted by @/gaza-evacuation-funds

Former/Other accounts: @beardedcandyhideout, @mohammedmatat

Donate here

@momenalostaz555

Verification: #125 on the vetted Gaza fundraiser list verified by el-shab-hussein and nabulsi, also shared by 90-ghost

Former/Other accounts: @momenalostaz, @momenalstaz, @rehamjawad33,karamostaz, @menaalostaz, @momenalostaz444, mo98h

Donate here

[maxkillertart]

Beautiful Princess Violence

[stivkun]

A Virgin with a Unicorn (study of fresco by Domenichino)

[never-obsolete]

Take a Break! Pinball (1993)

[loveridden1999]

doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.

[loveridden1999]

remember remember

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

how are you gonna have a happy trail with no bush. the trail's gotta go somewhere ....

[daenerys-targaryen]

haaattee that ✨ is associated with ai. that’s my emoji, not urs. you’re NOT whimsy.