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22. Non-Binary. Still may or may not be back from the dead

[heavypressure]

I'm very familiar with constipation, even week-long clogs are a usual occurrence to me. By the end of such week I'm already used to the heavy amount of waste and churning gases in my swollen guts, but it usually ends there with me finally being able to go to the bathroom and empty my bowels, my belly shrinking back to it's normal size. But not this time... I don't know what exactly caused it, but it's been 9 days since my last successful unloading.

I'm sitting in my cubicle at work, my thoughts fixated on my abnormally full middle. My belly looked 7 months pregnant at this point, so tightly packed with waste, gas and food that there was almost no movement inside. Surprisingly, it didn't hurt either so far, just heavy discomfort from all of the weight pulling my belly down, and extreme bloating that began from the fermenting waste deep in my lower intestines.

I gave up on buttoning up my pants a few days ago, forced to expose my lower belly, which was the most round and tight part so far Embarrassed, i decided that i need to take action, but was scared of taking laxatives right away, with blockage that big i was afraid i will literally burst..

I'm probably just not getting enough fiber, so I'm gonna fix it today, and this situation will be finally over!

I came home from work and started working on several smoothies and salads, making sure to add prunes to everything. I figured just one drink wouldn't be enough, so i needed to cram another big meal in my already overfilled stomach... Burping loudly, i chugged another prune smoothie, my poor guts stretching painfully this time. I moaned and rubbed my rock-hard belly, telling myself to hold on just a little bit more. After finishing my meal, i slowly waddled to the bed, exhausted from the painful stuffing, but hopeful that my plan will work.

I was awoken in the middle of the night by a dull pain in my guts. I opened my eyes, and was instantly horrified: my belly looked ready to burst, even rounder than it was before i went to bed, gas roaring loud inside my clogged guts and sending vibrations through my whole body... Well, it seems my fiber idea worked?...

I got up and a loud BBWOOUURRP was forced oit of my mouth uncontrollably, releasing just a tiniest bit of the pressure inside. I waddled to the bathroom and plopped on the toilet, gently rubbing my enormously stretched gut and observing the damage that was done to it over a week ... Oh god, i could see some stretch marks formed near my belly button, how embarrassing... But this is finally going to be over now,...right?

I sat on the toilet for over an hour, listening to my bubbling cauldron of a stomach, trying to push anything i could out, but .. nothing came out but a few tiny (but very rancid) farts... The bubbling soon stopped, and i was left with an even bigger stomach than i had before... Now i had all of the gas that formed from my huge fibre meal stuck inside of my intestines, unable to find it's way out and only bloating me further. I got up and immediately felt every single gas bubble inside, gas cramps shooting through my whole body... Great, i only made everything worse... I waddled to bed again, maybe my belly just needs more time?... Hopefully the next morning things will finally get going....

I woke up feeling like a blimp. Thankfully it seems my belly hasn't gotten any bigger, but it definitely hasn't gotten any smaller too. Over this night i managed to go from looking 7mo pregnant to looking slightly overdue. Thankfully the pain died down significantly, and the noises occured only if i made some sudden movements

Unfortunately i still had to go to work, abd there was no way I'd fit in my regular work trousers this time... I looked around for some old sweatpants, embarrassing and slobby choice, but still better than going out naked

I could feel the mass inside my belly jiggle and grumble with every step i took, but i hoped that maybe agitating my belly more would help it.

I was definitely getting some weird looks at work, some people asking what happened to me. I was too embarrassed to answer that I'm just overfilled with gas and shit, so i tried to change the topic and get back to work so the day would go by faster.

Even i was overwhelmingly full, i still felt intense hunger after not eating anything for the whole day at work.... I was thinking that maybe I shouldn't eat until i deal with my massive constipation, but thought that a small quick snack wouldn't hurt...

While eating a cheeseburger and washing it down with coke, i decided that i should finally try a laxative, no matter how much it scared me.

It was embarrassing, asking for the strongest laxative at the pharmacy, while my balloon of a gut was hanging out for all to see, probably telling the whole story.

I got home and downed several pills instantly, not even reading the instructions. I tried to relax while i waited for the laxative to work.

After an hour, it finally kicked in .. The intense bubbling in my stomach could be heard throughout the whole room, and i felt my guts inflating once more. I went to the bathroom,sat there and massaged my tight gut, letting out a few rancid burps and farts. This gave me hope, finally I'll be back to my normal self!.. I could feel the diarrhea bubbling with gas in my bowels, my stomach roaring with needing to be finally emptied... I pushed and pushed, but the enormous rock-hard log in my ass just wouldn't budge, only allowing for small farts to slip out... i was desperate, it can't be all in vain! I clutched my belly and continued to push, belly still bubbling with gas, but not getting any smaller..

After it seems like two hours with no results, the movement in my belly began to calm down , seemingly ending my chance to let anything out... I was exhausted, my distended middle only seeming even bigger than before... What can i do now?.. am i doomed to bloat and swell further and further?

I waddled to bed again, noticing that i got used to the gas pains, and it didn't bother me that much... My stomach was so swollen, but at the same time, i couldn't deny that it felt somewhat good... Feeling such heaviness, being inflated from the inside, with no way out of this predicament.

One thing that laxatives also do, is they make me really hungry. And i got a day off tomorrow, so ....

One month later....

--GHHHUUOORRRP - Day 29 of my week-off! It feels so good to relax at home, even though i soon need to get back to work.... somehow

Empty paper fast-food bags and wrappers cover the whole floor of my living room. I sit on the couch in the middle, but you can barely see me behind the huge sphere of flesh that's covered with sweat and stretch marks. By the look of an outie belly button, you can guess that this is what became of my belly... My sides are bulging with build-up gas, all that i can feel inside is immense pressure and heaviness from the weeks-worth of food that i crammed inside of my guts. My clothes are of course long gone by now...

Turns out, being constipated for month and a half isn't as bad as it seems to be ...

[stummyl0vr69]

Guys reblog if tummy noises yes

[trashreceptacle]

some stuffed bellies <3

[ankle-beez]

adventure time slang is weird cuz like. when you first watch the show and hear the slang you're like "oh this is cringy slang but its not like awful" but it gets to a point where the voice actors deliver the slang so naturally you don't even notice it and its just. part of the world's vernacular. I can't think of any other show that's done in-universe slang like this

[ankle-beez]

Finn: oh man the frappin dude just ginked up and went flipoo over the junkin fence

Me, 3 seasons into this show: wow he really did huh

[bogleech]

It's true but it's also funnier knowing the storyboarders were usually just making Finn say fuck

[rabidogbite]

[leebrontide]

this is math

[autismking]

i have spent years rewatching all 10 seasons and recording every expletive i hear in adventure time:

[naamahdarling]

Filing these away for later.

[headspace-hotel]

I'm sure this will somehow be useful data for something I don't yet anticipate

[sistersorrow]

Fionna and Cake has characters using a bunch of actual swears, and it still feels off two seasons in

[bellyasks]

alphabetical hunger response prompts for my treasured colleague @tummyfreakoftheweek

Antsy. Your character just can't stay still, growing increasingly anxious and restless.

Bratty. Your character is letting their hangry attitude get the best of them and making it everyone else's problem.

Complaining. There's no question about how your character is feeling; they're making sure everybody knows just how miserable they are.

Depressed. Your character's hunger is affecting their emotions, and they might not even realize what the problem is.

Envious. It's hard to see other people enjoying good food when you're absolutely starving.

Fussy. Feeling hungry and achy and maybe even tired, your character is experiencing straight up baby emotions right now.

Grumbling. Your character is going about their necessary business, but they're not happy about it.

Hurting. The ache in your character's belly is hard to ignore, their head is pounding, and they feel overall not good at all.

Idiotic. Your character doesn't quite have their head on straight right now, and they're liable to make some foolish choices.

Jerk. Maybe it's out of character, maybe it's not, but your character is just flat out not very nice when they're this hungry.

Klutz. Your character isn't operating at their best, and it's making them a little clumsy.

Listless. Your character is feeling glum and lifeless right now, maybe even too much so to feed themself.

Miserable. Whether they're opening moaning about it or quietly stewing, your character is just not much fun to be around right now.

Nervous. Your character's empty stomach is amping up their anxieties and making it hard to think straight.

Ornery. It seems like all your character wants to do right now is fight and argue, stubbornly refusing to go along with anything anybody says.

Persnickety. Your character is turning into a fussy, nitpicky pain in everybody else's neck.

Quiet. Your character is out of energy, and they're not really open to chatting right now.

Rash. Your character's hunger is affecting their decision-making skills, and they might be more likely to say or agree to something regrettable.

Snippy. Your character's temper is getting shorter by the minute, and it's hard for them to be patient with others.

Tired. It's been too long since your character has eaten, and it's plain to see that they're running low on energy.

Upset. Your character is one minor inconvenience away from tears.

Volatile. Your character is sick and tired of whatever is keeping them from eating, and it won't take much to send them into an explosive tirade.

Whiny. Your character is pouting and whining like a petulant child, and they won't stop until they get some food in their belly.

eXtra. Your character has turned into a regular drama queen--or maybe they already were one and their empty stomach is only making it worse.

Yawning. Your character hasn't been eating enough, and it's got them feeling more exhausted than usual.

Zombie. Your character's colleagues are reminded of the living dead watching them trudge around with that vacant expression.

[irradilux]

Hunger is so fun but I'm too soft for most of the content - I don't wanna let my beloveds go hungry on purpose! I can't bear to deny them food! I'd cave in so quickly... A single whimper after their stomach grumbles and I'm already omw to stuffing them ❤️

[gaseouspanic]

thinking about parker snacking while playing games, obviously super engrossed in the games and not realizing how much he’s eaten until the game is done, and now he’s gotta deal with a stuffed burpy stomach 🫣

Getting too distracted from noticing how stuffed & gassy you are is def one of my fave tropes. The realization is going to hit poor P/arker so hard... 💚

‼️ This post contains: stuffing, burping, belly noises

When he's truly locked in and hyperfocused on winning, snacking on the side comes so naturally he doesn't even notice it. His brain demands fuel, so he provides it.

Of course, after a while it's starting to become harder to breathe, his pants feel a little tight, and there are some burps trying to sneak up on him from time to time... but he pays the feeling no mind. Just stifles the belches into his fist as they come, completely engulfed in calculating what move will give him the most points next round.

He manages to earn his victory, but at what cost. When the adrenaline of the game goes down, the feeling of fullness sets in with full force. His stomach is so full and bloated that it presses against the table, producing all sorts of whiny groans and gurgles.

"mmmmRRRRRRrrrrrppphh... oh, goodness. I'm so stuffed..." - another heavy, rolling burp rumbles behind his closed mouth. This time it's so potent that he can barely contain it, and by the time it dies down, he has to blow the foul air out to the side with a heavy sigh. - "BrrrLlllp..."

P/arker's hands start wandering in soothing circles around his grumbling, aching tummy. He has a quick look around the game table - before the start of the game, it was full of bowls with chips, fries, some leftower takeout spring rolls, sodas for everyone, cookies, gummies...

Now not a single crumb is left, and P/arker's eyes widen at the realization - he barely saw other players eat. He's been shoveling the food into his greedy mouth all the time, meaning nearly all of it is now churning up that gassy storm inside him.

"Oh n-no... bwWWUUUUUURRRRPPPP. I really overdid it this time...hnngh—eeeeUUUURRRRrrrAAAAARRRRRRP! Whew, excuUuurrrp—excuse me..."

Bonus points if another member of his game party sticks around to jokingly point out his miserable state and jostle his gut a lil' to make him flustered. Poor thing is going to be so embarassed, burping the tummyache away and excusing himself all evening.

[hungryforemptystomachs]

I would love someone to starve me for days and teasing me throughout it all, not letting me eat until my stomach growls loud enough for their liking. Maybe they can even tie me up and eat in front of me as my mouth waters with hunger and my stomach cries out for food it’s not getting anytime soon.

This has been on my mind for a while.

[sweet-ladys-things]

I made more🐇💕

[promotionaldisk]

ngl the more “problematic” a person is the more i wanna ride them til i pass out

[bitemeslowly]

this part oml

[ace-rando-stuff]

🫥

Why the long face, anon? Who are you, really?

[bellyasks]

Name a character who…

⌛ …would win in a timed eating competition.

🥧 …would win in an eating competition that isn't timed.

🌕 …has an impressively big tummy when they're full, either by size alone or just compared to their body.

🐻 …has a big tummy in general, even when it's empty.

🥘 …can eat a lot without feeling sick.

🥜 …doesn't need to eat much before they don't feel so good.

🫥 …tries to hide their belly when it's sticking out.

👋 …will lean back and pat their belly when they're stuffed.

👕 …always seems to have their shirt a little snug around the middle.

💺 …might get stuck in a restaurant booth.

🫧 …swallows a lot of air when they eat.

🧋 …is more likely to be bloated with liquid than with food.

😋 …has a particularly noisy belly when it's empty.

🔊 …has a particularly noisy belly when it's full.

🌬️ …tends to get burpy/gassy.

🪨 …has a tight, hard belly when they're stuffed.

🧸 …has a soft, plush belly no matter how bloated they are.

📏 …has a belly that tends to push out forward when they're bloated.

🏀 …has a belly that tends to bulge at the sides when they're bloated.

🫄 ...will show off their belly when they're stuffed.

[constantlyvornypredator]

Puppygirl that is being punished for doing a bad thing by forcibly being locked in her cage and starved. It's been days. She's weak from the lack of nutrients. Her belly is concaved. Her stomach is hollow, achey and she only gets relief from this sensation when her stomach actually growls - which is becoming more and more frequent as the days pass. The only thing she can fill her belly with is water from her dish that her owner still filled for her, which did nothing but just make the hunger pangs sound wet. Other than that, her owner ignores her pleas for food or other attention in general. Sometimes she's given scraps of her owner's leftovers. Sometimes it's a single piece of meat or just bone. The tiny morsels of food only upset her stomach more, making it growl louder.

Eventually her owner lets her out of the cage because she's been good about her punishment, but food is still off the table for now. The exhausted, suffering puppygirl is forced to let her perverted owner play with her empty belly. She presses down on her stomach, which makes the hunger and the growls more intense, as she teases her verbally for being hungry and telling her maybe she'll be fed next week if she continues to be good.

Of course that isn't true. The next day, her owner decides to finally feed her. And feed her A LOT. The puppygirl wakes up to the smell of food. Her belly is going absolutely wild. Her owner fills her bowl with an assortment of food. She keeps eating, she keeps filling, and she keeps eating. Eventually her stomach rounds out, packed to the BRIM with food, and the rest of the day is aftercare while her owner rubs her satisfied, stuffed, gurgly tummy.

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

COMMON BAKING SUBSTITUTIONS

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Is this how you roll?

[inflateftm]

Plans for today:

Eat the same chinese food that bloated me up and made me go "uh-oh", but this time I'll order TWO menus.

Then I'll eat sugar free gummies,drink some prune juice and if I have enough time,I'll make a cake mix shake.

That combo was suggested by the cutest @cleverprincestudent0897 ✨️

[ace-rando-stuff]

Ignore the fact that I'm back after a 2+ year long absence. But ufhhh- my stomach is just begging me to fill it with air,,,,,~ and damn does it feel as good as ever

[grumblybelly]

Reblog if belly noises turn You on... I need Friends with the same tastes lol ❤️

[ace-rando-stuff]

Even if I'm not usually active, yes!