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your loathsome boyfriend al. they/he. side blog. occasional drawer of fictional lawyers

[inthefallofasparrow]

This is my loathsome boyfriend 'AL'. It's short for:

Alfredo

Algernon

Alexandrine

Alderman

Alpenstock

Alabaster

Alfalfa

Allosaurus

Almanac

Albuminuria

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Voting ended onOct 20, 2024

[eliounora]

you've done it now prosecutor gavin

[matt-patt-engarde]

sad monk down

[beeorioslol]

I have recently begun playing Apollo Justice again …

[doodlebug-aboo]

the addition of apollo justice into the franchise is such an incredible move and i need more people to appreciate apollo as the comedic "straight-man" to the rest of ace attorney's chaos that he is!!! almost constantly this man is placed in the wildest of scenarios and is the only one going "what are we even talking about right now" and it's SO perfect and i love him so much actually please appreciate apollo justice for what he brings to the table!!! nobody wants to be in an ace attorney game less than apollo justice and i love that for him!!!! in my mind apollo justice had to go through all of the real world years of law school (i know that wouldn't make sense with his age but walk with me) and when he finds out klavier started prosecuting at age 17 his brain falls out of his ass because what do you MEAN???? he's also like the only one who genuinely wants to do his job. constantly this man is like "hey can i do my job? can i be a lawyer?? what you are doing is not the job of a lawyer can i please do mY JOB?? CAN I PLEASE BE A LAWYER WHICH IS MY JOB??" and it's just. he's so perfect. to me. <3

[pocchamarz]

finally finished my twitter request boxx

bonus

[samwitcch]

nothing to smile about in his life!!

[clownowo]

I think Winston Payne is an infinitely funnier character if he is genuinely an above board regular ass prosecutor. Not bigoted, not excessively cruel, not corrupt at all. There’s Nothing Wrong With Him He’s Just Annoying. He does his job well enough and there’s just no reason to fire him. Nobody likes him but like. After all the horrors the prosecutors office has dealt with they cannot afford to let go of someone with as spotless of a record as him. Winston is no more underhanded than any of the Moral Upstanding prosecutors— in fact as the tutorial prosecutor he’s relatively easy to combat. And one could argue that he’s decently effective in cases that aren’t against protagonists, earning the title of “rookie killer”.

Gaspen Payne, however, did actively transfer to the “executes defense attorneys” country and then push specifically for a death penalty. So he did straight up try to kill Phoenix. Over losing like. As far as we’re aware, 1 time in court. Every other loss was his brother’s.

So Gaspen’s demonstrably insane and bad. but Winston is fine.

[cinnamonbvnxx]

[ceeejus]

turnabout corner!

[ddldyf]

guess who's been playing ace attorneyyyyyyy

[bluuscreen]

more kantilena/drag queen klav because i think i’m a little obsessed with her actually

[kaijusaur]

Narumitsu in the courtroom is a given

[sfaghetti]

one thing I dislike about aa6 is how it made everyone skinnier. like this is ace attorney I want to see some FRIDGES

[bluuscreen]

yk i don’t remember if apollo’s defiant dragons ass tattoo is actually canon or not but either way it’s real in my heart

[rivelyubi]

get yourself a situation like that (don't)

day 1 of nrmt week 26 : transformation

(SORRY IM GONNA BE ONE DAY LATE MY INTERSHIP IS KICKING MY ASS)

[violet-traitor]

I got this idea from a discord server and I'm in love... Yuty but as my wife Azura Fire Emblem <3