Swagger McPimpdaddy's McPimphouse

Raunchy kid from DC with bouts of eloquence

[touhouweed]

[albatris]

if your petrol station cashier had bright blood red eyes would you comment on it

yes

no

depends (on?)

Voting ended onAug 15, 2023

bonus points if you tell me what you would say

[mecharose]

[moonlightsdreaming]

Mars Power Make-Up!

[tekehu]

( ･_･)  (･_･ )

[aceawes0me]

What's better than this? Just guys being dudes.

[swagforbirds]

stop calling me “my fragile little flower” or “my beautiful delicate pet” im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

[swagforbirds]

no . wait . come back im sorry. im your fragile little flower and there is a scary man charging up a beam to turn my beautiful fragile petals into ash

[homosexualslug]

women-directed films that are going to save cinema in 2023

[middleagerfrommars]

[everythingfox]

Time to sleep

[cryptidcola]

[amphiaria-deactivated20250226]

you only get this achievement if you were here and posting the entire time

[gearsphere]

Immensely powerful thrift shop find, google drive to follow

(edit: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1wWwTMS9LxWI1etYJGxDQIhjtuR895si3?usp=sharing )

[everythingfox]

I love noodle 👁👁

(via)

[lottereinigerforever]

Jack Black photographed by Martin Schoeller 

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[awed-frog]

Okay but imagine you’re a tiny lizard living your humble & scaly life well hidden inside tomato leaves and then one day God starts leaving hills of brownies and avocado toasts three times the size of your head right by your front door.

[source]

[everythingfox]

Do not separate them

(via)

[rindeservedbetter-deactivated20]

don’t even fucking talk to me unless you’ve watched this.

[lapanona]

Damn people got paid to do VA for this?

[rindeservedbetter-deactivated20]

bold of you to assume they had more than one voice actor for this show.

[ancientalienofficial]

why is the audio quality so good and everything else isnt?

[memeuplift]

Which of these wholesome Memes are your Favourite? :) 

Follow @memeuplift for more wholesome memes

[cuddlebug-exe]

currently sobbing

[ladyluck678]

Passing on the good feels to everyone

[rhythmicpirate]

Enough I can only take so much happiness

[obj-updated]

Dunno who needs to see this, but here you go 💛

[localenhagene]

And there I go again reblogging it at the speed of light

Have a good time y'all ;))

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Craig of the Creek

[master-red]

Bruh his father didn’t hold back, the hands really are rated E for Everyone