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No Gaza asks please!

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

this blog is for VIRGINS ONLY. STOP having sex. START being more online and staring at a computer screen for at least 16 hours a day.

[julieterbang]

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refusal to participate due to self consciousness is actually more embarrassing than participating. it took me a very long time to figure that out. abject fear of embarrassment is actually causing you to do things that are more embarrassing than what you fear. you are gonna be embarrassed anyway. let go and be free

[buried-in-stardust]

OP: "I've seen lion dancing and dragon dancing before, but this is the first time I've seen realistic lobsters fighting clams."

[dogpuppy]

[modogoblin]

[certifiedgirlthing]

[the-quasar-hero]

Ungentrified version

[themainspoon]

[dustyoldclock]

the sandwich with no words is so uncanny. Its like its staring at me, like I was never supposed to peel back the text.

[saywasp]

saywasp

[ray-okumura]

[mousegirlheart]

If you are having trouble catching that mouse, then perhaps it is not meant to be. Perhaps try something else? Maybe a cockroach, or a lizard. Mice do not taste that good, regardless. I recommend abandoning pursuit of mice altogether. Meow.

[cocoon2010]

"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

[skweebs]

Made this guy from my favorite Gerard Donelan comic

[acek20]

I wish there were legal uppers. I don’t want to smoke weed or drink I want to not fall asleep please legalize something just for me I promise I’ll be responsible

[acek20]

Every day im like never kill youself and then i want to so bad

[amnesiaguy]

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

[eebie]

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child

[patrik6090]

Just finishd gay porn

ALL OF IT???????

[dailymusicstims]

the weeknd - out of time vinyl blade [physical media gifset 2]

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[herssian]

online numbers can really fuck you up when it comes to your creative work because you're sharing something you worked on with all your heart but it's very important to remember there's actual people behind those numbers. even if it's 1. that's one whole actual person. that's a human being who said "haha nice". that's a connection with a REAL person with a REAL life and REAL thoughts and feelings and experiences. like. damn. that should mean something