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[aceofclove]

Norton: I'm actually really jealous of you, Naib

Naib: why?

Norton: Your boyfriend is way hotter than mine

Naib: but

Naib: we're dating...

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Kevin: *points to Patricia* Girls are hot

Kevin: *points to Jose* Guys are hot too

Kevin: why is everyone hot

Demi: global warming

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Vera: What's up with Kevin and Jose?

Demi: They had a fight so now they're not talking to each other

Vera:

Vera: They're holding hands

Demi: They get sad when they fight.

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Eli: Okay so let's say you're driving and you see Norton and Aesop cross the street. What do you hit?

Naib: Oh I'd hit Norton for sure

Eli: no-

Eli: the BRAKES, Naib- YOU HIT THE BRAKES-

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Eli: Hey are you okay?

Aesop: Yeah.

Eli: You don't look okay...

Aesop: Then stop looking.

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Memory, trying her first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY!

Orpheus, an avid coffee drinker, on his twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

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Martha, about Edgar: Oh is this the friend you were talking about, Vera?

Vera: Friend? I wouldn't say friend. He's just kind of in my life and I can't do anything about it

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Demi: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol

Demi: It's Science.

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Servais: I have high standards. If i ever get a lover, they must be intelligent, sophisticated, graceful-

Kurt: *trips on a rock and lands face first onto the ground*

Servais: That one. I want that one.

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Luca: *gently taps table*

Tracy: *taps back*

Freddy: ...what are they doing?

Helena: Morse code

Luca: *aggressively taps table*

Tracy: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!

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Kurt: If I run and leap at Servais, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Kurt, running towards Servais: Coming in!

Servais: No! I’m holding coffee!

Servais: *Drops coffee and catches Kurt*

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[Norton and Melly sitting on a bench]

Orpheus: Why do you two look so upset?

Norton: Sit with us and we'll tell you

Orpheus: Okay *takes a seat next to them*

Melly: This bench is freshly painted.

Orpheus:

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Kevin: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands~~

Vera:

Jose:

Edgar:

Patricia:

Kevin:

Kevin: Damn y'all depressed as fuck

Vera: You didn't clap either-

Kevin: Shut up

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Demi, sitting with Kevin: Hey Kevin, watch this

Demi: JOSEEEEE

Jose: Yeah?

Demi: Did you know that if you bite your bottom lip you can't breathe?

Jose:

Kevin:

Demi:

Jose: I know what you're fucking doing

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William, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Naib, pulling out an uno card: +4

Kurt, pulling out a Pokemon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Servais, trembling: What are we playing

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Patricia: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?

Demi: Yeah, I can drink freely!

Martha: I could hang out with my friends!

Vera: I could hide from the consequences of my actions!

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Mike: I just witnessed two kids in a fistfight. So as an adult, I stepped in

Margie: Wow! Thats surprisingly responsible of you, Mik-

Mike: They didnt stand a chance.