Aceresh

i have a masters but I’m Still stupid

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[chaser]

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

[chaser]

First like and this has already found its intended audience

[chaser]

uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[tall]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

[bahari-official]

blood work? i sure hope it does

[iguanamouth]

Animals that have no teeth, thoughts?

this is me and you right now

[iguanamouth]

[aevallare]

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

girl youre not gonna believe this

[carnival-phantasm]

[moniquill]

[playstationpuppy]

[brookheimer]

loving this new tiktok trend of 14 year olds thinking 1998 was actually the 1800s

[gunsandfireandshit]

Obsessed with this style of fantasy history and cannot emphasize enough that one of the most memorable candies of 1999 was this abomination of a movie tie-in

[segamascott]

[the-verification]

Verified ✔️

[heresylog]

what pronouns should we use for you?

For me? I am but a little flower.

[theyarkunited]

For example, Stewart Little is mouse-shaped. But he is human. He would be permitted to partake in the Body of Christ. 

[heresylog]

Hello?

[mr-gabriel69]

I have been quoting For example. Stewart Little is mouse-shaped. But he is human. He would be permitted to partake in the Body of Christ for so long because of this