Probably The Best Uncle Dilf Possibly Ever

(He/they) who is,,who is letting me have internet access

[meticulousmaker]

[7tny]

[sofyasemyonovna]

i love that you can gain a small following on this wwebsite just by being unrelentingly insane

[slyrivers]

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

[libralthinking]

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

[achillesfucker]

ummmm guys how many posts do u have pls i need to know

[wizardpotions]

fictional men i want to put in a cat carrier

[wizardpotions]

[iveofficiallygonemad]

@a-conveniently-shaped-lamp

[is-the-spamton-post-cute]

RATING: [CUTE]

While it can be distressing for Spamton, putting Spamton in a cat carrier may sometimes be necessary for the overall sake of his health.

[mr-deep-downer]

hey don’t do that

[badassdemonsword]

animals with big stupid wet eyes are always asking if you hate them or if you think they're weird

[lillie-garden]

low poly mario. low poly mario. low poly mario. low poly mario.

[penisinquisitor]

life could be dream

[cloudheaded]

ways to respond to being asked "are you a man or a woman?"

i sure hope not

who's to say

that's between me and God

i'll tell you for $100

i don't think so, why?

probably, not sure though

[cloudheaded]

additions collected from the notes

not to my knowledge

sometimes

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

[gallusrostromegalus]

Additional Options, Provided By My Hearing-Impaired Ass:

No I just work here.

I'm an Artist!

I'm sorry we're out of those, may I interest you in an Amish Paste Tomato instead?

Not until 5:30

No thanks!

[whisperdal-deactivated20230131]

little kids r so funny when presented with any new information like theres this girl I teach who has two moms and a sister and I was like "wow your family is all girls! that's so funny, if my husband and I had a boy, we'd be all boys haha!" And she was shocked that two boys could get married like honey did you think gay marriage was a girls only event

[meetthehelper]

Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items

[meetthehelper]

Your fates are sealed

[meetthehelper]

The Elixers

[meetthehelper]

[acesblvd]

The 5th cup holds the audacity

[headspace-hotel]

imagine being a horse and getting jumped and hearing take his ass to the plinko

[manlet-rights-activist-deactiva]

i think its very silly when animals have a ass

[manlet-rights-activist-deactiva]

this is what im talking about

[peachdoxie]

John Lennon and Yoko Ono

[wizardpotions]

Beanie baby snail would cure me of all afflictions I think

[your-villainous-neighbour]

rights received

[your-villainous-neighbour]

gay rights pt2

[advanced-procrastination]

Pt 3

[rusccc]

THE AGE OF PINING IS OVER

[vulnicura]