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𝟷8, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢/𝚑𝚎/𝚡𝚎/𝚒𝚝 - pfp by Lillycrew - currently going Insane about Batman I'm sorry

[cryptid-t33th]

I love how followers don't really matter on Tumblr, like I don't think you can see others follower count, but I can always tell when a bigger blog reblogs my shit because I get a sudden huge influx of notes

[directdogman]

so if randys head is pretty much fucked forever bc of the pressure, is this like... a common issue post-dialup ? or is randys case some sort of malpractice

Far closer to malpractice. In his backstory cutscene, Randy mentions that the reason the stuff didn't fit cleanly back in is because there was broken glass + dirt on the ground too and desperate not to miss anything, they put everything back in. more stuff went back in than came out in the first place

[sweatermuppet]

transsexuals have got to get meaner stickers now in shop (4 inch by 2 inch, vinyl)

[sweatermuppet]

back in stock!! pls check product photo + description as i had this design printed by a different sticker company!! size is 3.81 inch by 2.77 inch (glossy)

updated link here!

[thebigbiwolf]

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

[satanstrousers]

current aesthetic: the history professor

[iamoutofideas]

[katelyn-danger]

Large concrete Soviet apartment buildings are a type of girl

[clusterduck28]

This is kind of true actually. In Russian we reffer to different types of apartment buildings by the surname of whoever was in power in USSR at the time, the 3 main types are: 'Stalinka', 'Khruschevka' and 'Brezhnevka', the styles are distinct enough from each other to the point that you could easily distinguish them at a glance if you know what to look for. But the main thing is that '-ka' is a feminine ending in Russian which means that all soviet apartment buildings are, in fact, girls.

[katelyn-danger]

This is the best thing I've read all day

[cheaphalloweencostume]

there are many reasons to seek out and become fans of indie movies and generally less widespread media but the craziest one is that like 90% of the time if you express admiration for an underrated movie the cast and crew will just be like. thank you. i’m following you on twitter now. and then you have to live the rest of your life knowing people involved in the making of one of your favorite hidden gems of cinema are seeing your tweets about having a whole blue hawaiian fishbowl to yourself at 4 PM

[fella-lovin-fella]

matching couple's shirts that say "i ♥️ gay sex" and "im gay sex"

[fella-lovin-fella]

[eefselfshipz]

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS SNEAK PEAKS OF RIDDLER YEAR ONE JUST DROPPED LOOK

HIS USER IS PUZZLE KING :(( <33 HE’S SO CUTE I’M GONNA SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

[escuerzoresucitado]

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

[shirtp]

[protestantcrona]

If I saw someone in this I would walk up to them and begin gently applying studs and safety pins to their shirt like a monkey picking another monkey’s coat for bugs

[eveydeevey]

Closing my eyes and screaming "waaaa!" while shooting a handgun but I have perfect accuracy and drop 6 targets then reload in 0.2 seconds and hit 6 more

[magnetothemagnificent]

Some things you need to know if you really want to be an ally to Jews:

-There is no such thing as a "Semitic people", and if there was, only Jews would be considered "Semitic people", since "antisemitism" was coined specifically as an alternative to the word Judenhasse, which means "Jew-hatred", and specifically to refer to Jews. If "Semites" was a legitimate identity, the only "Semites" would be Jews. People from the Levant who are not Jewish are not "Semitic", and are still very much capable of being antisemitic. In linguistic sense, "Semitic" only refers to a language family, not a cultural identity.

-"Goy" is not a slur. It means "nation", it's literally a word that means "non-Jewish person."

-Only Jews get to define what is and isn't antisemitic. If Jews are saying that something is antisemitic, listen to them.

-Jews are not White People Lite. There are Jews of every skin colour, and even light-skinned Jews can still be subject to racialized antisemitism. Listen to Jews when they say they experience racialized antisemitism.

-Judaism isn't just a religion. It's an ethnoreligion, a tribe, and a peoplehood. There are non-religious Jews. There are atheist Jews. And all Jews experience antisemitism.

-Judaism is a closed practice. Yes, we allow conversion, but it is a long and difficult process, and we do not allow prosletizing. It's like a locked gate where getting the key is extremely difficult.

-Judaism is not Christianity-Lite. Judaism came first, it is an ancient identity and peoplehood independent from Christianity. Christianity appropriated and butchered elements of Judaism.

-There are Jews of every sexuality and gender identity, and we have a long history of gender diversity and non-heteronormative sexuality. Include LGBTQ Jews in your activism.

-The Holocaust isn't your metaphor or comparison tool.

-Antisemitism has been around for thousands of years and it's still extremely prevalent and rising today.

-The Jewish community is a diverse, multi-faceted community. There are so many ways to be Jewish and so many ways to express one's Jewish identity. No two Jews are the same, but we are united by our shared history, heritage, and identity.

Thank you for taking the steps to being a true ally to Jewish people.

[roach-works]

-because jews are so diverse and have so many perspectives, and because a commonality in jewish thought is that truth can only be reached through examination and debate, one single jewish person CAN NOT GIVE YOU A DEFINITIVE ANSWER. ABOUT ANYTHING.

-listen to jews, plural. it needs to be plural. i am so so tired of seeing well-meaning christian allies who apparently listened to one sentence of what one  jew told them about antisemitism and took it as gospel.

-it doesn’t work like that.

-listen to jews, plural, and watch what happens when you get two or three jews in one place, and realize that learning and growing and helping people and making the world a better place is an ongoing and complicated process, not an easy checklist of rights and wrongs.

[homoidiotic]

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

[guerrillatech]

[idontknownothin]

It’s not even “no slavery = no chocolate,” it’s just “no slavery = more expensive chocolate” so yeah no objections from me personally on this one

[beaniebaneenie]

And the thing about “more expensive chocolate” is that it doesn’t even have to be more expensive to the CUSTOMERS…

It could be more expensive to the producers (Nestle) instead of passing on the extra cost to the people eating chocolate.

Nestle makes roughly $90 billion in profit every year. That’s pure profit.

They could stop using slavery, and still make upwards of $60 billion in profit every fucking year, and the consumer price of chocolate wouldn’t change at all.

But despite the fact that $60B is still a comically absurd amount of money and that they literally cannot spend it all, Nestle refuses to stop using slavery, and claims that if they did stop, consumers would have to pay more…. Y'know, in order to make sure they didn’t “lose” that extra $30B in profit.

🙄

[eskiworks]

I have been using this site to get chocolate that is NOT harvested/processed by slaves. If these brands aren’t available when I want chocolate, I don’t fucking buy it. Because I can do that simple thing to not support modern slavery.

Below is a list of chocolate companies that only use ethically grown&nbsp;cocoa. &nbsp;Find out how you can tell if the chocolate you are ea

[weaselle]

if you know me you know i been on this for years.

I personally don’t buy from the major chocolate brands. Which is hard because they own a lot of fucking brands. Nestle owns a bunch of shit I used to buy, like coffee creamer and all kinds of stuff. 

And they’re SNEAKY. See this?

a brand owned by Hershey, a company that sources up to half it’s chocolate from plantations that use child slavery. Empowering women indeed

These chocolate companies pay so much money into these slave plantations that while slavery worldwide has been steadily decreasing, slavery in the areas surrounding the chocolate plantations has been increasing.

[armouredspearhead]

Bride of Reanimator has so many good quotes. go off Herbert

[woodcutchimera]

tv should come with recipes or suggested meal plans made by the director so you can have an immersive snack like wine pairings

[deaddolin]

every time a character sits down to eat in a movie i pause the movie and get up and prepare that food and then eat the meal with the character (take bites at the same time) so i can really feel what they are feeling

[supergameboytwo]

you should watch hannibal

[unbotheredmuse]