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I see his robot as an absolute win
OK - a very tangential takeoff: Engineering prof assigns students this question: Explain how to determine the height of a very tall building using a barometer.
Obviously meant to use change in barometric pressure with altitude. But one student submitted the following:
There are several ways of doing this
1. On a sunny day, stand the barometer up in the sun, measure the length of its shadow relative to its height, then measure the length of the buildingâs shadow and calculate its height from that.
2. Go into the stairwell and climb the stairs to the top, marking off the length of the barometer on the wall, giving you the height of the building in âbarometer unitsâ.
3. Go onto the roof of the building and drop the barometer off the top and time how long it takes to hit the ground, then calculate the height using the well known formula of 32 ft./sec./sec.
4. Go into the office of the building superintendent and say âIf you tell me how tall this building is, I will give you this nice barometerâ.
every time i make a post someone unfollows me. if yâall donât want my posts then what do you want
damn ok
tfw too many people wanted to date cows
Every time my extended family gets together in upstate ny, we (the Adults) all get wasted & at least 1 giant Family Scandal comes outâŠ..tonight is that night..
Weâve Got A Winner Folks, And It Involves Arson AND A Nun!
So apparently my aunt cecelia (not really my aunt, just the best friend of my dads cousin, whomst we also call aunt) once married a dude referred to only as Florida Asshole. He was named such because he apparently left my aunt cecelia while she was in the hospital, stole all of their stuff, and fucked off to florida. Aunt cecelia then hired a p.i. to find him, as u do, and went down to florida with my dads cousin (who was going to florida for a work trip, and had no idea Florida Asshole was there). Apparently the p.i. told aunt cecelia which city the guy was in, but hadnt found the exact address yet, so ofc aunt cecelia did what any other able bodied half insane scorned person might. She went to a costume shop, bought a full nun costume, and went door to door under the assumption that she was collecting charity. (She did, in fact, donate everything she collected. This was an important fact to her). At one of the houses, she looked in the window and noticed an awful lot of furniture that used to be hers. So she, obviously, went to a gas station and bought several cans of gasoline, threw a molotov cocktail through the front window, and began pouring gasoline over the rest of the house. At this point, Florida Asshole came outside, recognized his ex wife looking like a renegade nun sent to punish him for his sins, and began beating her. The neighbors, seeing the strange new man beating a nun in his front yard while his house was on fire, did the only sensible thing in this story and called the police. Who promptly arrested Florida Asshole for assaulting a nun. Aunt cecelia did not get arrested, came clean to her best friend, and was immediately sent back to new york with a ticket bought under my other auntâs name. We donât know if she still has an arrest warrant out for her in florida, and thatâs tonightâs Family Scandal!
I had to see this image so now you do, too.
yall aint ready for her dropdown
I lost it here
hello excuse me what the fuck is a gyal womanist mermaid
all at once?
So no Poland?
That feeling when the label collector claims to be from every country on Earth except yours
Who is this bitch, Captain Planet?
why are you all bullying this person when she is literally everyone this is your mother and your daughterâŠ.
*vomits up a dinosaur-shaped sponge* alright who switched out my pills
Jimmy Woo, FBI agent and certified magician.
Hello yes winning a shitty ex competition and watching a hagfish tear Alien-style through a fish carcass named after the boy who faked leaving the country instead of dumping me properly has done more for my mental health than the months of therapy he caused.
Brie Grilled Cheese by charcuterie.chick
Accidentally clicking on the trending tab on youtube is like being transported to a parallel reality where being funny is banned
if i had to see this everyone else does too
Oh good I can still sleep tonight.
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[on a first date] so the figs and the wasps rely on each other to live in the end even though the wasp dies inside the fig the figs cannot live on without the wasp and the wasps cannot live on without the fig to lay their eggs in. donât you see how this is love in its purest form? would you be the wasp or the fig?Â
[on the same date] but thatâs not all there is to it. itâs more devious than that. you see, only some of the figs can guarantee successful egg-laying, while others cannot. these latter figs mimic the scent of the former, making the wasp burrow into them and lay their eggs, only for the wasp to commit reproductive suicide and die. the fig gets pollinated, the wasp gets nothing. donât you see how itâs not love at all? donât you see how itâs a game of deceive or be deceived? would you be the gullible wasp or the lying fig?
tell me WillâŠ
I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes
God I wish that were me
was just Remembering how youâd be out with a friend and youâd each order a different cocktail and youâd ask âwhatâd you get?â and theyâd read the description off the menu and youâd be like âooh that sounds goodâ and then theyâd say âtry it!â and then youâd have a lil sip of their drink and theyâd have a lil sip of your drink and youâd decide which one was best and you wouldnât give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection