jenkins

call me achilles

[achillesthependragon]

left your boyfriend unsupervised and he swallowed a burning star... now his soul is made of a talking ember... yeah, sorry, you gotta find him in the future.

[achillesthependragon]

the concept of divorce will always fascinate me. imagine you have a whole life then never-fucking-mind, I guess.

[achillesthependragon]

I am like as if an evil person was a good person

[yharnam-is-a-fuck]

[achillesthependragon]

I'm perfectly sociable, I love making strangers smile! I mean, I enjoyed the small talk I had with that old lady at the bus stop the other day.... hmm no, I will not text my friends.

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[housegoblin]

safe

[hugsohugs]

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

[redstonedust]

big fan of when a character is dead and the narrative frames them in a very angelic, soft, gentle manner but then it turns out not only are they still alive (plot twist) but theyre alive in the most gruesome and horrific way. your loving kind mentor who motivates you to fight in their memory came back wrong and theres blood and dirt under their fingernails from clawing they way out of the grave.

[achillesthependragon]

dean winchester 🤝 go3 crowley

choosing humanity even if it means never getting the life they wanted the most

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[achillesthependragon]

when you've been closeted for so long, it just starts to feel like you have to choose between being the worst version of yourself or the best version of someone you're not

[achillesthependragon]

Your honour, my client is 100% guilty, but have you considered I love him anyways?

[triangleguy]

its difficult having a favorite character who you have absolutely no attraction to but a lot of other people do. i love him. not like that. i dont even like him i hate him actually. hes just really important to me. Not like that. he lives in my brain. No not like that. hes just there and i think about him a lot. hes disgusting and i hate him. hes very fascinating to me. i understand him. hes not sexy at all though. a lot of people say that and i disagree but to each their own. hes my favorite and i want to kill him

[maaaxx]

Sorry professor there is no way I could possibly turn in my assignment tonight. You see, theres been a level 5 event in my fandom, no I can not work around this.

[achillesthependragon]

I am so sick of walking into a room and noticing what's missing from it

[scorpionlafemme]