valorant smau pt.1
not saying 'i love you' back to your valorant sweethearts
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valorant smau pt.1
not saying 'i love you' back to your valorant sweethearts
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pt.2?? put suggestions if you'd like to see a specific agent <33
hii may i request NSFW alphabet hcs with Iso from valorant? 👀
⭑.ᐟ ISO NSFW ALPHABET ♡
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A — Aftercare
He pretends like he doesn’t care, muttering things like “Tch. Don’t get clingy.” but he’s already pulling the blanket over you and rubbing soothing circles on your hips. Lowkey wraps a protective arm around you while you sleep, even if he denies it in the morning. Tsundere-tier aftercare.
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B — Body part (fav on you & himself)
On you: your lips. He’s obsessed. Bites them while kissing, thumbs at them when you’re pouting, fucks you just to shut them up sometimes.
On him: his hands. They’re elegant, scarred, and precise — he knows exactly how to use them, and he likes the contrast of his gloved fingers pressing deep into soft, trembling skin.
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C — Cum
Possessive about it, lowkey. He wants it in you. On your chest? Cute. Down your throat? Even better. But nothing beats filling you up and seeing it drip later. He’ll never say it out loud though — he just stares. Like a psycho. A little proud.
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D — Dirty talk
Low voice, mean words, pretty face. Iso whispers filthy things right in your ear, never raising his tone, just pure venom and lust like:
“So messy already? All I did was touch you. Pathetic.”
“Beg. I want to hear how much you need me.”
He gets even filthier when you talk back. Loves when you challenge him.
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E — Experience
Canonically mysterious, but he’s definitely had casual flings. He’s not the type to catch feelings easy — but when he does? He’s dangerously attentive. Knows how to fuck, edge, overstimulate, dominate — and get you addicted.
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F — Favorite position
Anything that lets him keep eye contact — missionary, chair-riding, pronebone. But his #1 is you riding him while he sits back, watching with that lazy-lidded stare, hands gripping your waist.
“Use me. That’s what you wanted, right?”
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G — Goofy
Absolutely not. This man is allergic to cringe. But sometimes—when you tease him too much and he gets flustered—he’ll mutter in Mandarin under his breath and act all annoyed. He’s secretly cute when embarrassed.
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H — Hair
Trimmed, neat, well-kept. He grooms like a perfectionist. You’ll never catch him looking messy unless you ruin him in bed (which he hates admitting he likes).
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I — Intimacy
Acts cold in public. But when it’s just the two of you? He’s deeply intense. He watches you like you’re a target and fucks you like he’s been starving. Loving you is his biggest weakness—and he knows it.
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J — Jack-off
He’s disciplined, but has needs. Usually gets off quick and quiet—gloved hand over his mouth, stroking himself slow while imagining your voice, your eyes, your moans. His fantasies are detailed, even if he pretends they’re not.
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K — Kinks
• Powerplay (he likes being in control… but also loves when you take it)
• Choking (light) — hand on your throat, watching your eyes flutter
• Clothes-on sex — unzipped suit, undone gloves, you half-stripped over a desk
• Marking kink — but he hides the bruises you leave under his turtleneck
• Mutual teasing — verbal sparring is his foreplay
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L — Location
Private, sleek, aesthetic. Likes dark rooms, black satin sheets, hotel bathrooms with floor-to-ceiling mirrors. He gets off on control and mood, so he sets the scene intentionally.
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M — Motivation
Frustration. Jealousy. The way you look at him when you know he’s close to breaking. He’s weak for bratty teasing too — especially if you whisper “Come on… snap.”
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N — NO
No degrading unless he’s 1000% sure you want it. No public displays. No recording. He’s private as hell and doesn’t trust easy. Anyone seeing you like that? Never happening.
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O — Oral
Giving: Controlled, patient, lethal. He eats like it’s an art. Minimal sound, intense eye contact, hands gripping your thighs tight.
Receiving: Stoic at first, but once he starts moaning? He won’t stop thrusting into your mouth until you’re drooling.
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P — Pace
Slow, deliberate, and punishing. He wants you to feel every thrust. But if he’s jealous or angry? It gets rough. Deep. Fast. Bruising. His rhythm is methodical either way — he doesn’t waste a single stroke.
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Q — Quickies
Big yes. Especially during missions, backstage, or right before a kill.
“You’ve got 3 minutes. Make it count.”
You’d think he’s joking. He’s not.
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R — Risk
Surprisingly willing, if it means breaking his own cold exterior for you. He’s stealthy and strategic, so sneaky sex in public-ish places? Total turn-on.
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S — Stamina
INSANE. He’s a duelist. Peak physical condition. Can go multiple rounds without breaking a sweat. And he loves edging you between them, dragging out your pleasure for hours.
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T — Toys
Keeps a very discreet drawer of sleek, black toys. Vibrators, plugs, restraints. He prefers using his hands, but when he does use toys — it’s intense. Silent. Controlled. All for the purpose of watching you fall apart.
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U — Unfair
SO MEAN. Loves teasing. Will edge you ‘til you cry, lick you once, then pull away.
“You don’t deserve it yet.”
But then he’ll whisper praise the moment you finally break. He’s a sadist… with a soft heart buried deep.
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V — Volume
He’s a grunter/growler. Low, breathy moans. But when you make him lose control? He gasps. Hisses. Whispers your name like it hurts.
“F-Fuck—你真的要把我逼疯…”
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W — Wildcard
When he finally lets go, he’s unhinged. You thought he was cold and in control? Try him fucking you so hard the headboard cracks, panting against your ear, whispering how much he needs you. It’s scary hot.
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X — X-ray (what’s under the clothes)
Lean muscle. Subtle abs. Pretty v-line. Scars. Surprisingly soft skin in contrast to his sharp image. He’s deceptively beautiful once you peel him open.
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Y — Yearning
He acts like he doesn’t care. But he’s the type to fuck you deep and slow after a mission, forehead pressed to yours, whispering, “I need this. I need you.”
He burns with desire — he just hides it well.
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Z — ZZZ
He acts like he doesn’t like cuddling. But his body betrays him. He always ends up with you curled into his chest, arm slung around you possessively, breathing even and soft. If you move? He pulls you back without a word.
Dead Lilac's weakness
Iso x female, slightly cold, normal girl, non-agent
Slice of Life to BDSM Smut !!!
A cold, windy night. As you get ready for bed, brushing your teeth, your phone vibrates. You got a message.
Iso
Can't visit tonight. Got an important meeting. Take care.
You're used to this by now. Iso has a hard and exhausting job. You know that and you guessed aswell, that even on this night of your anniversary he has something to do. Nothing new.
You
👍
You two have never really been that expressive with each other. But it doesn't feel awkward. It feels comfortable to be a bit... distand. It's cold but in a calm way.
Iso meanwhile sits in the meeting room with Sage. Alone. Iso already suspects nothing good and then Sage speaks up after some heavy silence. "I've seen you with a girl at the boba shop. At first I thought you two where just friends but... Iso... this job is... important... you can't endanger her. Everyone you let in is at risk. We're agents of the Valorant protocol. What where you thinking? The rules are clear."
Iso doesn't speak. He doesn't know what to say. He manages to let out a little "I-..."
Sage sighs. "How did you meet her? How old is she? Tell me about her."
Sage, being his mentor, has always been like a motherly figure to Iso. Iso is a bit embarrassed but starts explaining. His ears slightly pink. His voice quiet and a bit... shy... "At a normal supermarket. Somehow I saw her everytime and everywhere. I stared at her. I didn't manage to talk to her for almost a year of absorbing... Then I awkwardly told her that she's pretty... that was so embarrassing... her face got so red from blushing. And then we started talking. I got to know her on a date in a tea house. She's... incredible. Not only pretty but also smart. Very smart. Emotionally intelligent... creative and just... perfect..."
Iso looks down embarrassed. Sage doesn't get angry, she smiles knowingly. She knows just by the way Iso talks about her, that she must be very special to him. She speaks up. "It's okay, Iso. You just must remember the danger and risk you put yourself and her at."
As Iso walks out the protocol base, he looks at his phone and sees the message you send him.
You
If you want, you can still come over.
Iso smiles. He walks past a store that is still open. He decides to buy something for you. The tea you drank while your first date in the tea house. He walks to your home. On the way we vapes a bit, mint flavour, hoping you won't be mad he couldn't make it earlier. But you're rarely mad. He'd have to do something really bad to make you mad.
He has a key to your home. Not wanting to trouble you, he opens the door with his key and quietly peaks in, making sure you're not asleep. You're on you're on your phone. He smiles to himself. He still gets to talk to you. He says a very soft "hey". You get startled. Iso always thinks he's less trouble when he sneaks in soundless but you get scared every time. Iso almost chuckles very slightly and says "sorry". You two talk a little bit, a few words and then Iso gives you the tea. It's not much but you two compromised you won't gift each other anything.
You smile. There is more behind it than just the tea. You hug him softly. He pulls you closer, resting his eyes.
As you both pull away slightly but remain slightly hugging, he stares at your lips, with a gaze that has so much yearning it it. He looks at your eyes and back at your lips. He kisses you. Every kiss gets more intense.
Iso's kisses are slow but very deep and wet. His big thin hands rest on your waist as he kisses you. As Iso starts to breath a bit more heavily and slightly whimpers between the kisses you know what's coming.
Iso pulls off your shirt. Then your shorts. Since you're home you didn't wear anything underneath. He gets more hard instantly by the second.
He takes off his own clothes to reveal his nice body and big dick. He strokes it slightly the sight of your body sighing contently.
The next breath of his comes out a bit more shaky as he makes you stand up and starts to slowly tease your pussy entrance with his long slim fingers. He starts to finger you slowly. His long slim fingers inside your tight pussy, moving slowly and deeply. He likes making you stand up while fingering you. He starts to speed his fingers up a bit and gets more rough. It hurts a bit. He gets off on looking at your whimpering, trembling form of pathetic obedience. He fingers really fast and touches the exact, right places as he makes you squirt and continues rubbing your clit. You squirt some more and he stops, now positioning himself for the real deal.
He slaps your ass once and enters, groaning at your tight insides. He slides in all the way. You close your eyes shut as it hurts. "awww" Iso says as he strokes you hair before pulling them and starting to move inside you. His long, big dick ruining your pretty walls as his fat tip hits your end repeatedly. You feel like passing out, like you're gonna faint. And he doesn't even stop. After some brutal hardcore fucking and you and him coming at the same time he pulls out and puts it in your mouth, making you suck his big dick while looking up at him.
He strokes your hair while you suck his dick like the pretty little slave you are for him. He spits in your mouth and you drink the sweet tasting saliva.
Afterwards he cleans you up and lays you down in bed. Quiet comfort as he strokes your hair, holding you close and hoping to spend the rest of his life with you.
Iso headcanons
□ He vapes. Mostly mango or mint flavour.
□ When he's at the club with Jett and Phoenix and they are making out or something, he tries to find a random girl that might be interested in him but doesn't get far with it because they aren't seriously interested. Iso isn't either. He doesn't even have the balls to talk to them first.
□ Behind Iso's plaster is a tattoo of his signature symbol thing and he hides it from his grandma. And from Sage because she's like a mother to him.
□ Iso has a pair of blue pyjamas with yellow dinosaurs on it that he likes to wear but wouldn't ever admit.
-What Valorant agents call u in a relationship and if their dom or sub-
Sova -> Love
Sova started calling you Love since the early days in your relationship. He's very caring and he's prob rather sub leaning. But if you're very shy he'll prob take the initiative for you.
Iso -> Doll
This guy is the biggest dom. Eventho he'll be very cold at first, he actually rlly cares for u. This care is kinda away when it comes to doing the do. He'll just do what he wants with u.
Gekko -> Amore
Kind and caring, loving and flirty, thats pretty much Gekko. He's a switch.
Chamber -> Dear
Is sometimes cold and sometimes spoiling u. I think he'll act like a dom but he's actually a sub.
Omen -> Name
Omen is, especially at the beginning very cold and doesn't rlly trust u. After he opened up to you he'll probably be a switch, depending on u.
Yoru -> Pretty girl/boy
This self-assure, smirking ass guy. He likes teasing u and is rather a dom!
💚 Nct dream date with each member 💚
Mark:
Museum date
Renjun:
Movies at home date
Chenle:
Aquarium date
Haechan:
Shopping date
Jeno:
Shell picking date
Jaemin:
Fun park date
Jisung:
Picnic date
-☆- Iso relationship headcanons -☆-
Disclaimer!! Everything RED is NSFW! And also obviously made up.
Sfw:
Even in a relationship still kinda cold but will show his love thru quality time
Not much talking
Not the type to ask "Heyy u wanna eat something?" but rather "Eat." as he gives u some food because he noticed u look hungry, or haven't eaten in a while
Notices small things
Recommends u songs
Watches u and looks at u when u don't notice, especially when u sleep
When u argue and he's rlly mad he'll talk in mandarin automatically
Prob prefers rather thin and physically "weaker" girls so he can show off and impress with his strengh
Neck kisses
Nsfw:
Dom
Hes big, not just in lengh but also not too thin in width!!
He doesn't stop until he want's to
Rough, hard
Has a playlist specific to f u until u can't walk
Long slim fingers, I think u can think further urself
Watches u, like his eyes pierce thru you
Def multiple rounds
His stuff is rather slimy and doesn't taste bad since his nutrition is rather good
-♡- What Wayv likes to call u -♡-
Sorry i was gone for so long :(
Ten -> Cutie
"such a cutie hihiihihi" is canon
Kun -> Darling
I swear he's such a grandpa in my eyes and I also can't get vampire Kun from "Phantom" out of my head.
Hendery -> Honey
A tease !!! When u blush ur done! He won't shut up abt it forever
Winwin -> Doll
This and one sec later is his hand on ur thigh. This man has the biggest Daddy kink
Yangyang -> Baby
I think he'd say it in a raspy voice while huging u!
Xiaojun -> Princess
A pure competition against Bella
♡☞ What element &team would be ☜♡
K -> Fire
Dude I can literally see him dling these fire dances from circus n stuff
Fuma -> Earth
Maybe bc he's build like a mountain but.... I can totally see him making like stone walls from the ground
Euijoo -> Air
Like a calming breeze but when he's rlly angry it's rlly a storm rather
Nicho -> Water
Idk something abt him just screams water to me... He can get easily under ppls skin (ahem ahem Ej) with annoying them n stuff... And water always finds it's way thru things
Yuma -> Fire
But like electric shock, like a lightning strike
Harua -> Earth
I think he'd make pretty flowers and stuff, unlike Fuma
Jo -> Water
Like a beautiful lake, just perfect to paint
Taki -> Air
Idk why but I see him making storms n shit
Maki -> Fire
He want's to be cool so bad (and he defenetly is) sooooo it just fits perfectly
-♡ Where &team likes to kiss u ♡-
K -> Forehead
He's very tall and I think he'll just give u pretty long lasting, calming forehead kisses 🥰
Fuma -> Lips
I think it's obvious :D
Euijoo -> Head
He gives u a back hug or just when cuddeling he'll kiss ur head and just calm u down very much
Nicho -> Lips
This teasing guy will prob just grab ur chin and kiss u and smirk teasingly
Yuma -> Hand
I can clearly see the Vision!! U guys are at an amusement park, because he dragged u there and he'll say with a childish and playfull voice "ladies first" and kiss ur hand...
Harua -> Cheek
Idk i literally see him squishing ur cheeks and kissing them while being cute 🤧
Jo -> Jawline
Hear me out 😭😭 He would try to kiss ur cheek but will miss bc he's still a bit nervous and acidentally kiss ur jawline but it's low key rlly cute okay 😞
Taki -> Lips
U running late and he'll call u back just to kiss with u and u end up getting there barely on time 🤭
Maki -> back of ur hand
U guys holding hands and he randomly takes ur hand and kisses it while it's still in his....
✮- Nct Dream's nicknames for u -✮
Mark ✮ Darling
I think he keeps it simple with darling. He'd say it so loving too omg 🤭
Jaemin ✮ Princess
This man is such a flirt I swear and he loves his cat luna just as much as he loves you! Now he has 2 princesses to take care of.
Chenle ✮ Babe
Idk why... It's just in my head that he calls u babe... It's simple and It's like i can already hear him say it idk why it fits so perfectly somehow....
Jeno ✮ Sunshine
This man is such a sweetheart istg 😭✋️ He calls u sunshine and smiles at u so andoringly 🤧
Renjun ✮ Bae
I think he says it in a bit of a cute voice too... (we all now he's actually a bbg)
Haechan ✮ Puppy
This guy prop says it teasingly with a cute voice too. He'd prop even do aegyo while sayig it
Jisung ✮ y/n-ni
I think for anything else he's too shy oml. He'd use a cute version of ur name, trying to not be akward. 🥴
❀-Enhypen's nicknames for you-❀
Heeseung ❀ Baby
I think he'd keep it simple and call u baby. And yk when he sometimes has that deeper kinda raspy voice 🙂↕️
Jay ❀ Angel
Even if he looks tough if you don't know him, hes such a sweetheart. He'd call u angel with so much adoration in his voice 🤭
Jake ❀ Hottie
I can't get that out of my head! In my head he calls u hottie with his flirty ahh lip bite and licking his lips! 😭
Sunghoon ❀ Bunny
Idk i think he has something for bunny-like people... Like innocent and rather shy type of girls...
Sunoo ❀ Sunshine
I think he'd be so caring and sweet with it 😭😭 Like to the point ur about to melt!
Jungwon ❀ Princess
He'd treat u like a princess but being also a bit dominant with it yk? Like taking the initiative often..
Riki ❀ N/A
Eventho I think he's rather possesiv, he'd call u without ur name even.. Like for example, ur in the bedroom, doing something and he calls u from the livingroom: "Yah, come here" not even saying ur name bc he wants to be nonchalant so bad 😋
☆ If &team prefers a more tomboyish or girly girl ☆
-Ej-
I think he'd like someone girly who wears cute bows and has long hair. 🎀
-Fuma-
I swear he likes someone girly but also hot! He loves when they wear a tight red dress!!
-K-
I think similar to Fuma, he'd like someone girly hot but I could also rlly see him liking a hot tomboy, yk? 🫡
-Nicho-
Girls. Wearing. Baggy. Clothes. For some reason I am so convinced he likes tomboyish girls! Like that dancer style. 🤭
-Yuma-
Prob both... Girly and tomboyish but both rather cute and maybe someone who can be both! 😋
-Jo-
I think someone girly but elegant... Someone who likes wearing expensive luxury dresses and highheels! 🫢
-Harua-
I think someone girly and cute, like Ej. For some reason I imagine him rlly liking girls with shorter or mid hair...
-Taki-
Like Jo, I think. He'd like someone elegant and girly but still fun to b around. 🤭
-Maki-
I think he's (like Yuma) rather a both kinda guy... But maybe he prefers someone cool instead of cute...
-♡- &team's nicknames for you -♡-
❕Disclaimer: obviously made up, it's just how I imagine them calling you while in a relationship :3
EJ: -> Baby/Honey
He'd say it so sweet everytime, you'd just melt away. I think he uses these simple nicknames. 🩷
Fuma: -> Princess
He treats you like a princess and you can't convince me otherwise 🙂↕️ (but is also dominant with it)
K: -> Your Name
Hear me out... He'd say it very attractiv yk? Not normally... He'd also say ur name with a kind of deeper voice dan usual.
Nicholas: -> Pretty girl
I feel like him saying 'pretty girl' with a slightly mocking undertone would be soooo hot !!
Yuma: -> Doll
Yuma is soooooo into choking you and stuff i swear that's just canon in my head! He just loves having his way with u and what else fits bettee with that than the nickname doll omg
Jo: -> Neko
I think he'd say it in a shy way at the beginning by accident most times. But with the time he'd casually say it. And he likes cats after all... 🐱
Harua: -> Sweetie
For some reason I imagine him saying it in a cutesy but also mom kinda vibe (idk why 😭) like the 'come down stairs sweetie, dinner's ready'
Taki: -> Darling
I think he'd be like Ej but in a even more romantic way. 💌
Maki: -> Babe
I think he'd say 'babe' because it's quick and simple. I think he'd be so comfortable so quick, he'd call u babe since the beginning.