What the heck am I doing

she/they, 🏳️‍🌈♠️. I just reblog shitposts, used to write but that's all in my past lmao

[idontlikedicktionaries]

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY TO TALK TO YOU.

Please.

[cat-mermaid]

Luigi Mangione prosecutors risk 'full acquittal' after first major 'mistake': legal expert

Criminal defense attorney and former Manhattan Assistant District Attorney Mark Bederow believes that prosecutors in the Luigi Mangione case

GO APOLLO GO

SIC 'EM

EVERYONE LEND HIM YOUR STRENGTH!

[hellyeahheroes]

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST! -Admin

[locuas642]

tldr; not only is "Terrorism" a harder charge to "prove" in NY compared to "murder", this charge would make it easier to present the elements that made Luigi a folk hero to the jury.

[angelicguy]

*wakes up* oh fuck i need to protect women *runs out into heavy traffic*

[sonicdjam]

[catgirldelinquent-deactivated20]

[eethend]

FUCK

[human-south-of-north-pole]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[ladylokilaufeyson5]

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

[sovietnam]

[dr4gme]

[iamoutofideas]

has anyone ever had sex before

[ushirominya]

[deathgasmic]

“you’re so chill” thanks i grew up around people that did not care about my opinion so i simply do not express it even if i am uncomfortable

[bloodenjoyer]

Dont talk to me OR my gaping wound ever again

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[i-wanna-diepacito-deactivated20]

I hope you guys are happy. You have no idea about the lengths I went to to find this post and get it on my blog.

[smooththegoofyshark]

Everyone on this post is deactivated, this is like finding a fossil

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[lord-hunkyhair]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

[gopyxp]

Can you believe it? This thing 👇 just told a lie.

[evilwizard]

welp. to the shredder

[zesty-bread]

BANG OUT THEM TUNES!

[cognitohazardous]

so much fucking hate in the world

[skopostheorie]

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy

YOU MAY NOT INTERACT WITH THIS POST UNTIL YOU HAVE READ THE MISERY AND SPLENDOR OF TRANSLATION BY JOSÉ ORTEGA Y GASSET

ALSO ASTÉRIX SWEEP ALSO THEY WERR GAY MARRIED

[girlgrimer]

Listen all u internet goers……. I know everyone has some wild catfish stories and I need to know them

[hippocampus-studies]

okay so for legal reasons this is all a very funny joke and none of it is real I promise

basically there’s a property listing floating out there somewhere online that lists my phone number as a contact for the owner of a house in a suburb of [redacted], ohio, even though that is a town I have never lived in. about two years ago, I started getting calls and texts from people who were asking if I was interested in selling the property. when I told them no and they had the wrong number, the amount of calls increased, and I had to block their numbers. 

since then, once about every 3 months I get a call or text from people wanting to buy this house in ohio as they think I’m the owner. I got fed up at one point and just started replying “yeah I might be interested in selling, but the property I have is haunted. like super haunted. lots of ghosts everywhere, so you’ll have to get rid of those before putting it on the market.” to my delight, they stopped replying after that, so I now do that when I get these messages. 

the last time it happened was actually just a few weeks ago, and the guy texting me on behalf of this house flipping operation actually offered to pay for an exorcism. I replied by telling him I was pretty sure the ghosts were protestant, so if he brought a priest in it had better not be catholic. he has yet to reply.

[girlgrimer]

You are having literally the funniest possible reaction to an infuriating scam

[hippocampus-studies]

listen the only way to beat a scam like that is to give them a reaction that is just way more bizarre than whatever they started with. crank the bonkers energy up to an 11 and they’ll leave you alone