matt rambles

literally just me yapping about random stuff

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this close to emotional and physical collapse

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think it says a lot about the political state of the uk atm that most of my very sensible non gambling limited risk taking family are placing bets on whos gonna be the next pm

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genuinely on the verge of tears rn cause my neighbours have been playing love island through my window twenty four seven for the last THREE DAYS including all hours of the night and im having a meltdown over it cause i just want to fucking sleep and they wont fucking shut up

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i think rocky would say bazinga

[kyri45]

Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this.

HC list under the cut

* Astrophage is more like a virus that either alters people, causing them to commit crimes or violent acts, or a power that supervillains are starting to use.

* Grace is still a middle school teacher who got bitten by the spider, obviously.

* Adrian is the one who stitched up the suit (the Aunt May of this universe).

* He has all the perks of a normal Spider-Man, but he's still Grace, so he's incredibly clumsy. He does have a super-strong spider sense, and that's what saves him 100% of the time, but he absolutely does not have the agility. When adrenaline kicks in, he can do anything, but otherwise he'll trip over the most ridiculous things.

* He was wearing his yellow raincoat the first time he saved someone, so now he wears it over his suit (along with his white Converse).

* The spider was discovered by SHIELD (which is undercover as a scientific research facility that Grace works for part-time). After the original test subjects (who were only able to survive the spider mutations if they possessed a specific gene) were killed in an attack, Eva delivered the spider to Grace so he could be bitten before other villains got their hands on that power. (My boy gets unwillingly turned into a savior in every universe.)

* Simon is still an ex-convict who, in exchange for his freedom, is asked by the evil company of the day to test a series of mines infected by what appears to be blood from a meteorite (which eventually turns out to be the symbiote Ellie!).

* At first, they wanted to kill each other, but they end up becoming besties.

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just saw a guy on a bike (like a regular non powered bicycle) that had a learner plate on the back of it????

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for the same very cheap price would you rather buy

a hot pink shirt

some lead

Voting ended onJun 28

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was about to do a Bad and then a star i have on my wall fell down and hit me on the head???? divine intervention????????

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official enjoy sky blue????

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two twenty five for a card is outrageous btw

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my scouts group has decided to set fire to various camping stoves and put them inside some tents quote 'just to see'

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whys it so freaking hot outside

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what they call me and the homies

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my bus driver going so speedy rn

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i was planning to have a super productive day but then i realised that its gone midday and im still in bed. so uh

[play-pretend-connoisseur]

BEST!!! DREAM!!! EVERRR!!!!!!!

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what was???

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ugh why do my friends never text me