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a very merry “nhl players making their debuts have to wear neck guards” szn to all who celebrate
end of season media ... 27.04.2026
The Golden Knights players have gotten into collecting Pokemon cards
Apparently Hertl wasn’t all that interested in collecting until he went scoreless for a while caved in and opened a pack for a crazy good snorlax card and then started scoring so he called their group chat pokemon masters 😂
10/01/2026 - MSU @ MIN ABBEY MURPHY WHAT WAS THAT
VGK @ EDM
2.8.22
unfortunately claude giroux is just the guy of all time. enemy of the state and by state I mean the western half of pennsylvania. these days he is known primarily for a) never winning anything and b) being eerily good at making pigeon noises. as a teenager he had to pick between going pro at hockey and going pro at bowling. when he was 21 he moved in w a recently divorced father of three a decade his senior and regularly picked up the man's kids from elementary school. once got arrested for grabbing a male cops ass on canada day. met his current wife while playing beer pong w both his wrists in casts. the only reason his dick is not on the internet is a conveniently placed beer can. gets constantly bullied by his infant teammates who love to wear shirts w his face printed on them and zero context. his hometowns junior hockey team love him so much they switched their logo to a picture of him as a lumberjack. he used to (?) own two dogs who look exactly like him. he once sent out joint family christmas cards w the guy he lived with where they used a portmanteau of their last names. his wife's name is pronounced ryan. he is obsessed w grilled cheese sandwiches. the most goody two shoes golden boy poster child of hockey hates his ass w a vengeance. he is franco-canadian but he is Not from québec. he is ginger. he is lying about his height. during the 2024-25 nhl season his car got stolen twice within 3 months. he loves shania twain and likes wearing pink. he used to go into the eagles dressing room and ask to arm wrestle random football players. he is one of less than 60 out of 700+ active NHL players to wear a neck guard and it makes him look like a slutty dilf in a turtleneck.
op how could you forget when he won mvp of the 2022 all star game in vegas mainly by virtue of being the least hungover, and when they were interviewing him next to the car he won and asked if he had any words for ovi sick at home with covid claude was like 'uhhh... no??' 💀
nasty from every angle
Marner and Theodore during warmups for game 5
gavin in toronto......
They are the same photo
designed for the flames by Keegan Starlight of the Tsuut'ina Nation (and his daughter, who designed the shoulder patch). I love when teams go to the effort of fully realizing the artist's vision in the final jersey production.
this makes me so emotionalllllllll HILARYYYYYYY
LETS WIN A GOLD MEDAL WITH MAMA
Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics Quarterfinals: USA vs Sweden | February 18, 2026
I couldn’t find any gritty Valentine’s so I made my own
saving for next year
…and every year. Happy Valentines Day.
its important to remember that hating is a core tenant of sport
people reblogging this saying they hate my teams and athletes though are actually morally incorrect and are going to hell btw