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nanotigercringefailnarwhal

born to be a mediocre gamer forced to participate in society

warningengine

shamebats

kittydesade

Ow, right in the culture.

circleinaspiral-deactivated2025

An important thing to consider: does the topic you're discussing/debating directly impact your life (or a loved one's) in any significant way? Ask the same question for the person you're arguing against. If the answer is "no" for you, but "yes" for them, you need to understand that they aren't likely going to be able to argue this *for fun* with you.

cannibalchicken

punkrock-bottom

I like my men like I like my coffee.

punkrock-bottom

Inside of me

punkrock-bottom

Okay slut. Tell me more

epilepticsaints

hometoursandotherstuff

raindropcascade

@stickthisbig wish granted!

crocodile-dandy

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!