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and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

merinnan

ourmutualignorance

the devil said it's lindsey graham's turn today to speak with mitch mcconnell for 20 minutes

fozmeadows

Source

beggars-opera

Mitch McConnell's pr team right now:

meanbuddhist

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

hipster

me after every conversation: shit they’ll never wanna talk to me again

myh3arty

I fucking love stromae.

J'adore Stromae, putain.

sozvezdiyay

Obsessed with the idea of Shane randomly encountering Bad Bunny at a bar just like he encountered Rose. (Because he has the BEST luck.)

But he doesn't know who Bad Bunny is, and Bad Bunny doesn't know who Shane is... So they're both just making small talk with this hot guy they met at the bar while they wait for their drinks. They're enjoying talking to someone who doesn't know their celebrity status. And Shane is getting a little flustered despite being married, because damn if this guy isn't his type, and Bad Bunny is lowkey flirting with him.

And then Ilya shows up and has a heart attack. Alternating between fanboying over Bad Bunny and wanting to fight him. Just standing there frozen with this bonkers expression on his face.

And Shane is completely oblivious. "Hey, you're back! I ordered you a beer. Oh, and this is Benito. Benito, this is my husband Ilya........... Baby, are you okay? Why do you look like that?"

sosaneitsinsane

fall in love again and again...

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artseamoni

the highly requested "Ilya in Shane's jersey" art 👀

threewaywithdelusion

#HollanovIsOverParty

Aka, a list of fics where Shane or Ilya gets cancelled. If you have more, please leave them in the comments.

Shane:

#Don’tYouDareFuckingFreeMe by Airuna

Shane’s texts with “Lily” leak and the world thinks he’s abusing his girlfriend. Ilya decides to out them both to reporters to explain why this isn’t true. Marly pov.

#FREELILY (Shane Hollander vs hockeytwitter) by persimmon_tea

Shane gets cancelled for his texts to Lily. Twice. The first time is pre coming out when the world thinks he’s being misogynistic. The second time he’s publicly married to Ilya and the internet thinks he’s cheating.

#getLilyout by viridescented

While at the cottage, Shane and Lily’s texts leak. The world (and Yuna Hollander) think he’s being physically abusive to his girlfriend. Shane has no clue what’s going on.

Ilya:

Shall We Talk About Home? by OtherWaysHome

Ilya is sent to a Queer Studies class after being cancelled for saying the f-slur. He befriends his professor.

#ilyarozanovisoverparty by chuyasexual

Ilya is cancelled for having an Asian fetish based on the demographics of the girls in the Rozanov puck bunny subreddit. There’s a very simple explanation for this, but the internet doesn’t see it.

#ff