Acowth

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[acowth]

Rowan: Fuck you!

Aelin: Fuck YOU!

Rowan:...

Aelin:...

Aelin: My room, 10 minutes.

[acowth]

Cassian: Bro

Azriel: What bro?

Cassian: Tell the whole world we’re bros.

Azriel: *whispers* we’re bros.

Cassian: Why’d you whisper bro?

Azriel: Because you’re my whole world bro.

Cassian: B R O

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Aelin:

*finds her mate*

*marries her mate*

*creates a court*

Also Aelin:

*gets locked in an iron coffin*

[acowth]

Aelin: Honey, look I got us a puppy!!

Rowan:Fireheart, you literally went out to get milk...

Aelin: But look how cute he is!

Rowan: We already have 23 dogs!

[acowth]

Aelin, entering a room: Sorry I’m late, I was doing things.

Rowan, entering after: I’m things.

[acowth]

Aedion & Rowan Ghosthunting

Rowan: Why won’t the ghosts talk to us?

Aedion: Maybe they’re homophobic.

Rowan: Aedion, we aren’t gay.

Aedion: ...we aren’t?

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*nessian on a date*

Cassian: *ordering* can I get a milshake with two straws?

Nesta: *whispering* this is kinda romantic holy shit...

Cassian: *with straw tusks* were you thaying thomething?

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Dorian: Bro, let’s get matching anchor tattoos.

Chaol: Why bro?

Dorian: So our friendship never floats away bro.

Chaol: *tearing up* aw bro

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Cassian: Guys, think about this, right now, a baby is being born. And right now, someone just clogged a public toilet and is sprinting out of the bathroom...life goes on

Rhysand: Hopefully it’s not the same person...

[acowth]

Aelin: Do you want your mind blown?

Fleetfoot: Woof!

Aelin: We live on a ball.

Fleetfoot: (⊙.⊙)

[acowth]

Cassian: What if hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate sometimes...

Nesta: CASSIAN. IT. IS. 3 A.M.

[acowth]

Rowan *parking the car*: Hey can you go grab us a table?

Aelin: Sure

[a few minutes later]

Aelin *sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table*: START THE GODDAMN CAR!!!

[acowth]

Rowan: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Aelin: Do you mean literally..or figuratively?

Rowan:...

Rowan: wHY do I need to speciFY

[acowth]

Rowan: Aelin, I really think you should start telling us about your pla-

Aelin: Did you guys hear that? Is..is that the wind?

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When Cassian and Nesta fiNALLY get Together

Nesta: Fine, I guess we’re girlfriend and boyfriend

Cassian: On oNE condition

Nesta: What

Cassian: I get to be the bOYfriend

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The cadre when they find out Maeve is Valg

Rowan: I-I’m sorry, I’m having a hard time processing this right now

Fenrys: *hands him a pamphlet*

Rowan: *reading* “So you’ve discovered that your former queen is Valg and has your-” I DON’T WANT YOUR PAMPHLET!

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Cassian: *singing* Amren and Varian sitting in a tree

Amren: Cassian get your ass away from me

Cassian: First comes love, then comes marriage-

Amren: *shouting* Then comes Cassian with some spinal damage