yooo

[promiscuousmakesanentrance-blog]

[acronymic-blog]

Gah! I broke my tooth because honestly you shouldn't open sachets with your teeth and that's why scissors are made

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lunarbaboon]

[ofcrowsandkings]

im making chicken and i pull this thing out of the bag

i’m so glad

[turtlefarm]

it’s a dicken nugget

[ofcrowsandkings]

did you just

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

all mistakes made by an orthodontist are acciDENTAL

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

they make mistakes often too, so you make all efforts to BRACE yourself

[yutoube-deactivated20131225]

teeth

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

thank u for your addition

[acronymic-blog]

O

[bloomflowersbloom]

i always look mad or tired 

[unfollovving]

life hack : you can’t do anything wrong if you don’t do anything at all

[rimalovegood]

Somehow I manage to break that rule…

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

i only reblog organic text posts

[acronymic-blog]

"your voice is so hot!" "that's not the only thing hot in me babe ;)" *has actually have a fever and the temperature measures to 39*c*

[felicelilithfawn]

The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.

[vampireweakend-blog]

up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she is better than everybody else because she kinda sorta knows who jimi hendrix and pink floyd are

[iamtoothless]

licking your armpit is like licking your elbow

it’s impossible

[velocitrus-inactive]

i just licked my armpit to counter this and now i feel gross

[iamtoothless]

YES

SOMEONE DID IT

HA

HAHA

I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD WANT TO PROVE ME WRONG

[velocitrus-inactive]

I’M SO Pissed OFF RIGHT NOW goD DAMN IT

[eclecticmuses]

[bahstahn-deactivated20161012]

#measuring dicks the gallifrey way

[pelvicsorceress]

[hushyuorface-blog]

I wanted to cry, He’s in an entirely new world and understands nothing of it ,but look at how proud he is when he gets something.

[shrimpheaven-now]

tony’s face tho. pls.

[nothingbutamother]

Tony z snaps with his eyes.

[banjibambiz]

[hekacute-deactivated20141230]

I touch myself whenever I think about you. More specifically, I rub my temples because I get a headache because you’re awful. 

[sandandglass]

[moistbottom]

i hate when you get random boners in maths 

[pizza]

why don’t you just go mathsturbate?