"GIVE ME THAT MAN THAT IS NOT PASSION'S SLAVE,

AND I WILL WEAR HIM IN MY HEART'S CORE. AYE, IN MY HEART OF HEART--AS I DO THEE." play absolute obedience: Ro.25. black. it.its. I doodle @supranatra]||

[frailgun]

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

[frailgun]

angriest I've ever been in my life

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[iheartcilia]

I would have said clit if I was her

[lakevida]

you keep your clitoris in a plastic bag?

[reactionimagesdaily]

[pankendev]

the generational divide marches on. i have never jerked off to playboy bunnies. and i will never jerk off to roblox porn

[pankendev]

"there's roblox porn????" this website really is a millennial safe space

[inimoose]

Do you have any skeletons in your closet?

[epicsause-official]

on sharing one's opinons

[captain-price-returns]

[rudycooperarchives-deactivated2]

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

[bythefrickens-deactivated201208]

[bocchan]

#it’s been done

[hikari-yumi]

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

[t4timekeeper]

not providing the scene in question is a crime

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[peachfromcmbyn]

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

[sturgeon-system]

[shivroy]

[antiqueanimals]

Don Balke (American, b. 1933). Eohippus, 1995. Gouache and watercolor on board.

MutualArt

[koiagain]

just saw someone having a good day #Blocked

[sea--burn]

feng shui sabotage by placing thousands of tiny ball bearings in a bag under your couch you won't see them but you'll feel the clutter

[pastelflow]

My pc I worked on!

[mon3trs]

do you think girls ever wake up on like day three in the forever orgasm tentacle orgasm like… damn i‘m bored now

[ifeelsosheri]

My parasite says i cant do that anymore sorry

[ifeelsosheri]

My parasite says i have to go

[f4nd0m-h0pp3r]

guys I’ve been diagnosed with “:3” it’s terminal