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baradragon

what if a white boy had dick sucking lips

#max verstappen #<- yeah #core tags #f1

yesloulou

Nico's first F1 podium at the 2008 Australian Grand Prix

#f1

mecachrome

🐥 baby oscar in parc fermé (eurocup → f3 → f2)

#f1 #oughhh

countingstars-17

Charles Leclerc is the new Global Brand Ambassador of Bang & Olufsen

via Jean Alesi

“How could Ferrari continue to justify it? By this point, the Vatican viewed auto racing as downright immoral. The Holy See's own daily news-paper, the Osservatore Romano, compared Enzo to a Roman god with a taste for flesh. "An industrial Saturn," it called him, "who continues to devour his own sons."”

need u to know that this is an actual quote talking about how ferraris f1 team kept killing their drivers in the early stages of f1

This message I sent to my friend at 2am seems relevant

#ODYSSEUS IS LIKE CHARLES LECLERC #f1

grogumaximus

#f1

ivettel

Our relationship was pretty good early on. It’s difficult for me when I get asked about Seb, because we’ve been through a lot together—and it’s probably exactly the same for him.

#f1

bigbigbigtruck

eagerly awaiting the day daniel radcliffe, elijah wood, and robert pattinson just make the most fucked up bizarre unmarketable film together

moniquill

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

yesloulou

max baby im gonna hold your hands while i say this

#f1

thagomizersshow

You ever think about how weird hippos are ecologically speaking?

There's literally no other megafauna on earth that spends the entire day lounging around in water, mostly just socializing, only to come onto land to feed at night.

I remember when I used to do education programs on hippos, most people assumed they ate aquatic plants, and that that's the whole reason they were in water. Meanwhile, hippos are basically just giant nocturnal cows that eat only grass.

weaselle

most animals that start adapting to live more of their lives in water:

"i must grow my bones lighter and less dense so that i don't get trapped on the bottom and may float easier in this new environment"

hippos: "denser. heavier bones. MOAR dense. Make sink the most."

mother nature: but how will you get off the bottom when you sink?

hippos: Make muscles more too, give all muscle.

mother nature: and to stay warm in the water? a big layer of fat?

hippos: no! no fat only muscle.

mother nature: o....kay. And, you eat aquatic plants, that's why you spend so much time in the water?

hippos: lol no. eat land grass, like cow.

mother nature: i see. right. You eat mostly grass, so, flat grinding teeth?

hippos: hell no. big spike teeth. sharp big teeth. Biggest

mother nature: what, like lions? 3 inch fangs?

hippos: course not. giant fuck-off teeth, 18 inches. Also, not just one pair, three pairs of giant sharp teeth. give

mother nature: but you eat... grass?

hippos: yeah. lol. Sometimes eat a zebra tho. Or a antelope. Maybe eat a crocodile, you don't know. Give all teeth, giant fuck-off teeth. Most bone! most muscle! most teeth! Me.

mother nature: y'know what? fuck it, sure, here you go

hippo: ...

hippo: i'm very angry now

fiveredlights

what if we were teammates and then we had a big crash where it altered the course of our history and then i left not because of the crash and not because of you (but maybe a little bit about you) and then after i left a year later we’re standing in an interview and i asked “do you miss me” and you say “i do miss it, sometimes” and then look at the ground together because we don’t know how to process that and then another two years later i’m wearing a cape dedicated to you and your home grand prix showing my loyalty to you during a very tense championship fight and then what if i said “if it’s not me i’m glad it’s him” when asked about said championship fight and then another year later i accidentally call you my partner and i definitely meant to say teammate then what if i came BACK to the team we were once teammates with and then you said “actually i never wanted him to leave” and then i broke my hand at YOUR home race and you stayed back trying to explain my own injury to me and what if we treated our teammates like padel nets and i then i posted a video where i translate your whole dutch conversation to be all about that big accident that altered the course of our history and ended it by saying “you’re my everything 🤍”… what if

#they make me genuinely ill #f1 #fave

reigningmax

Max on Daniel's Spain vlog - "we're here with this horny man Daniel and he's gonna steal a lot of women's hearts this week."

#‘you are my everything <3’ WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM #f1

pierregasiy

i think that if you compare charlos to brocedes you should actually have to watch the entire 2016 season before you are granted internet access again. i dont even care abt brocedes like that but what in the sweet fuck are you on about

#there can never be another brocedes stop trying #f1