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sometimes i say things to be funny. don't let that stop you from reading it in the most bad faith way possible

[keepthedelta]

You make banger after banger on here i am in love with you like a fruit bat in love with a mango tree

compliment of all time babe 😘

[hymnism]

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i personally don’t need to be watching kids movies in the same way i don’t need to be eating baby food. yes, baby food has nutrients and ingredients. it’s made with great care to be as nutritionally dense and palatable as possible for babies. if i were to eat nothing but baby food, it would technically give me everything i really need, because it IS food. but im an adult and i want to CHEW on something

[bloedgetuige]

might be the funniest review ive ever seen on storygraph

[bloedgetuige]

the book was The Sex Lives of Saints: An Erotics of Ancient Hagiography by Virginia Burrus

[greelin]

when i say “something is wrong with him” it’s usually said positively btw

[sophsun1]

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JENNIFER CONNELLY as Sarah

Labyrinth (1986) dir. Jim Henson

[ineedsomecakee]

Michael and Eddie sitting like whores

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[squiiiiiirt]

tumblring for these 6 people always in my notifications

[gerogerigaogaigar]

The goalies cradle the ball because they believe it to be an egg and are trying to keep the other players from breaking it. Unfortunately they have also been led to believe that the egg's True Mother is one of the players and feels obligated to return the egg. Needless to say the winning team will get to hatch the Great Serpent.

[dr-gaytorius]

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

[zkadr]

[yimmyayo]

[lifeistooshort-tobeafraid]

[haveyouever-polls]

Have you ever smoked a cigarette?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 20 hours 49 minutes

[sevynchaos]

Hungarian GP 2026 - Media Day | 📸 Sona Maleterova