Me: Dear God, Dear Lord, Dear vague muscular man with a beard or a sword. Dear good all-seeing being. My way or the highway, Yahweh. The blue balls anti-masturbator the great all-loving faggot hater. I'd like to thank your holy might for making me both rich and white and though this is your day of rest I come to you with one request; there's so much pain beyond this steeple, wars and drugs and homeless people. Sadness where there should be joy, hate and rape and Soulja Boy. A world in darkness needs your light, so I'm sure your schedule's pretty tight but my dog just had surgery if you could fix that first. Jesus? Debra Messing's fingers in a holy place, Hail Mary full of grace. Obama, could you pass some hope to the pope I know a couple dude's who wanna elope See the church said, nope so the bros can't cope. The bros can grope but the bros can't cope. They've been in love, they've been addicted. Who said they shouldn't? Benedict did. Cause in the holy land of the lord he's the holy landlord and dicks are evicted. Cause you can be a benedict if you've been a dick under Benedict but You can't have benedicts because there's only one pope with only one dick. What? Yeah, a dick on a pope is just like a soap on a rope cause it's pointless, unless in prison, throw up your bibles, Christ has risen. Hallelujah, now it's raining men, because the gender ratio is 1 to 10. Winos at the Eucharist station, trans-gendered-substantiation. Jesus wasn't the messiah, get back I'm a heretic and I'm on fire. It was Oedipus, those holy nights. The holy motherfucking Christ. I'm a blasphemer post-Katrina cruising the marina. On a crusade to cruise aids and blast FEMA. You're too late, we're fucked we don't need ya. Amen. In the name of the father, son, and holy ghost. Head, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turn up your nose, strike that pose. Hey, Macarena
vaporwave
titsay
izzy806
pixelskylines
andulkaphoto
gummygunk
gracieabrams
theartofmadeline
