I Send My Best Regards From Hell

I feel like I'm the worst so I always act like I'm the best

[zuzuyams]

Eugene gets me

[accelerationist-king-piccolo]

[autumngracy]

WHAT a goddamn mood

[implantedvisions]

[luvyouforever-deactivated201810]

[treygotguap]

Hate moving on… like bitch I wanted to be wit u

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[traceytonight]

[wiiuapologist]

pornhub: chaotic good

[sundercity]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

what timeline is this

[babyanimalgifs]

Aw, this is cute.

[ask-ickle-mod]

Honestly I can’t believe that I’m watching this right now. This is This is the sweetest most gentle and loving and pure thing I’ve ever beheld and I feel so blessed to have seen this

[his-shining-tears]

“Sshh don’t cry, my baby.”

[hart-of-the-grove-deactivated20]

MY FUCKING HEART 😭

[ororomunroedontpullout]

“My baby is big and soft and doesn’t look like me but he is my son and I love him.”

[android1000]

*survives another year*

[secretgaygentdanvers]

Reductress really taking no prisoners today

[moonlitmoth]

The best part:

“It’s a common misconception that members of gay relationships have to map onto the roles of a straight couple: woman and asshole,” said Acharya. “But neither of us is the asshole; that’s the entire point.”

Ryser had a number of follow-up questions to this explanation.

“So, if neither of you is the asshole,” said Ryser, “then who plays devil’s advocate when you’re having sensitive political conversations? Who takes the other person’s side when you describe a microaggression? And who gets furious when you’re driving and one of you has to pee?”

Demonstrating immense patience, Acharya tried once more to help Ryser understand.

“None of those things are necessary for a relationship,” said Acharya. “In fact, they’re all bad. People in straight relationships should not do those things either.”

[diamond-queen-marina]

Behind the scenes.

“Baby” video 💋

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[kaijuno]

Hi please watch this video of a man getting rekt by a 450hp fan

[bunjywunjy]

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to

[thekuthicollective]

It’s been said before but we really need to normalise the idea of not having been in a relationship / having sex / dating before your 20’s because it is literallyyyy so young and it absolutely doesn’t make anyone weird for not having had that experience before so I don’t understand why we get off shaming people for something so common

[wlwaes]

The floor is loving girls

[mel-thememequeer]

i present to you…

Lesbian Jesus:

Gay Jesus:

Bisexual Jesus: 

Pansexual Jesus:

[mxnrique]

people of color: we’re excited to see remakes of shows that have characters that look like us. it makes us feel represented and that’s great.

the whites who have 200+ shows with characters that look like them:

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

LGBTQIA+: it’s nice to see characters and romances like us every once in a while. it makes us feel represented and that’s great.

The CisHets™:

[thinster13]

Women: hey it’s nice to see a movie with more than one woman where they’re not overly sexualized or a love interest! It feels really nice to be represented as more than an object for once!

Men:

[lesbian-penguin-blog]

Not all white people are like that.

Not all cisgender people are shit

Not all men are like that

[mxnrique]

IF YOU’RE “NOT LIKE THAT” THEN THIS DOESN’T INCLUDE YOU BUT SINCE U FELT THE NEED TO ADD THIS THEN CLEARLY IT DOES

[susiephone]

no one gets over their lana del rey phase. no one. you may think you have, but you haven’t. you may not have listened to her music in years, but someday, she will drag you back. maybe not today, and maybe not tomorrow, but someday, you will hear one of her songs, and lana herself will appear to drag you by the ankle into the candy-flavored, murder-filled fog