I'm a little lost.

Be you. I like Kpop, pigs, tractors, Chinese things and just stuff.

[sanitymakesposts]

Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

[the-forest-library]

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

[feralghouls-deactivated20240225]

[szeretemacheddart]

done

[important-animal-images]

[dostoyevsky-official]

the worst part of "you'll understand when you're older" is that you really do understand when you're older

[aqueerkettleofish]

The second worst part is, once you get older, you find yourself saying "you'll understand when you're older" with Full Comprehension of how fucking annoying you're being right now, but also knowing that it's all you can say.

[anxietyproblem]

[memeuplift]

[pisshandkerchief]

fuck this *I bite into the apple seed I keep under my tongue for emergencies. I've finally reached the end of my lifetime allowance of apple seeds I can eat without getting cyanide poisoning and I die instantly*

[maachine-deactivated20250630]

[throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] Dude stay still jesus christ [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses] [throws a meat cleaver at you and misses]

[feefal]

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

[feefal]

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

[rokarambles]

[conkreetmonkey]

sand tiger sharks

[inbabylontheywept]

on it, boss lady

[inbabylontheywept]

one smooth shark, coming up

[star-mom-selkie]

[valtsv]

i don't know if im alive or real anymore or if i ever was do yuo think you could cut a hole in me and stick your hand inside to check

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

initially i thought girl dinner was referring to like,

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

im on the transgender humor website so i naturally assumed "girl dinner" was approximately:

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the Girl Dinner we could have had

[coveredinpaint]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"does girl refer to the female character or the eldritch horror" yes!

[dappermouth]

if she's your girl why is she peeling me like a babybel and molding the wax into a tiny animal

[post-slop]

Why are you covered in red wax from head to toe like an accident at Madam Tussauds?

[dappermouth]

i was Sealed. for freshness

[tundrafloe]

Noel: “Remember, life is nonsense so wear silly shoes.”

(Twitter, 2012)

[escuerzoresucitado]

[elksewer]

[mr-deep-downer]

[anxietyproblem]