oracle

she/they/he

[anxietyproblem]

[transpool-moved]

i literally just heard one of taylor swifts new songs and it sucks so bad holy shit these are some of the worst lyrics ive ever heard

[transpool-moved]

how tf do people listen to this and think its good this is horrible

[actual-oracle]

i will not be silenced!! its so bad, like just listening to it? imo her new album just doesnt have a good sound at all, but so many ppl in my life like it and i cant escape 😭

[actual-oracle]

that moment when u work really hard on a costume only to realize u hate the way u look in it :(

[floatinghanmi]

batmen 🦇

bonus: steph!!

[actual-oracle]

hello 2 my 18 followers, most of which have not been active in 1+ year <3 this time ive redownloaded tumblr 4 DC

[badlydrawncreepypasta]

Can EJ give us a biiigg smile? :)

:)

[geek-png]

Follow-up to that one piece I did hah, trying out different styles n brushes but hope this can suffice for now

[valtsv]

Hi! Idk if this is a werird thing to ask or whatever, but I've searched everywhere I can think of, googled a million times, but I cant find what I'm looking for. Do you know those absolutely feral stick figure drawings of someone going apeshit? Like the one I most vividly recall is just a head? with teeth and blood and i NEED it. sorry to bother you!

violence killing hatred hell on earth etc.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[debkorvelus]

I feel sorry for the old man, but it was stealing.  There is no apparently about it. Water is not free, it’s not a right to have it, and people pay must pay for it.  If a government gives a thing to you like utilities, its still not free because they take it from somewhere else, like in taxes.  

[nutsacktorturer]

[gigastacyy-deactivated20231011]

my friend visiting my house: hey i’m thirsty can i get a glass of water

me:

[janitorbot]

Every day we play IDV.

A convo among my peeps aye

[girl4pay]

adhd culture is when someone very sweetly asks ‘whats your top 3 favorite (x)’ and you have to be like sorry one minute ik i wrote this one down in my notes app as you open a folder labelled ‘personality (minutiae)’

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[ventraman]

This could save your life.

[instructor144]

BOOST.

[aqueous2]

Absolutely vital information to have if you live where the waters freeze over.

I especially appreciate this guy's commitment to actually showing the steps himself. That cold-shock response is a bitch and willingly subjecting himself to it couldn't have been fun.

[strawbebii]

[actual-oracle]

Guys- guys help. Please everyone else is writing 1000+ word multi chapter fanfictions and it literally takes my entire will to get to 500. Bro someone just said that they average 1300 and like- huh?!?? How?!?!

[xxkaibutsukoxx]

gamers tag yourselves

[prokopetz]

No video game creepypasta I’ve ever read has been even half as existentially unnerving as the actual experience of playing one of those old-school video games that have no concept of invisible walls or death barriers, randomly stumbling into a part of the level the player was never supposed to enter, and spending the next twenty minutes wandering around this eerily empty back-lot purgatory where everything’s appearance and physics are just slightly askew before realising that a. you’re not supposed to be here, and b. you can’t get back to where you were from here.

[inaccurate-linguini]

Y/n: [unconscious]

E.J.: They aren't breathing!

Y/n: [opens eyes]

E.J.: I have to give them mouth to mouth!

Y/n: [closes eyes]