:)

Hi I’m Micah and I’m just 6 ducks in a trench coat

[doubleca5t]

[blizzardofjj]

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[puppygirllaika]

you're telling me i have one task, minimal oversight, no time pressure, and every time i complete my goal I get to take a break while walking back down the mountain, during which time I am free to be myself and enjoy the pleasure of my own company in brief respite from my labor? Damn, i could imagine myself happy...

[antihumanism]

this video is CUTE, the animal is clearly in distress but it is a vile creature unloved by any god and we are correct to derive pleasure and satisfaction from its misery

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

[outofcontextgarf]

[femperor]

[sacred-portal]

[junk-thunder]

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

[detectivehole]

[straycatj]

ここで　まってたのよ

I"m waiting for you here ...

[finder-plus]

[thoracs]

[kitten-cab00dle]

[fruitsoftheape100]

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

[destikneeschild]

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

So so so fucking real

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[bugfluids-deactivated20250511]

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[internetsickness]

click this button every weekend or you cant read my blog

[zsnes]

hop drink…………

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

You can only click this in moderation.

[zsnes]

ah; okay…… how many clicks then ?

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

1000 for all your life. On the thousand-and-first click you lose the human form

[perkwunos]

in 2018, you can click it all you like, no consequences–that’s my philosophy

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

You’re going to turn into something

[perkwunos]

Hmmm? What’d you say? I can’t hear

Ah, well, back to sipping…

[randomalistic]

Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad

[randomalistic]

Rare occasion where twitter elevates something beautiful

[gravityjunior]

Smh you guys can't just leave out this amazing addition that op made