mostly crack Imma be real

But I do also write poetry -lee

[actualdirtfromtheground]

so excited for the new wooden overcoats special that I (a chronic sleep-needer) will be getting up at 2 am to watch it live!!! 🥳🥳🥳

[moonlightredfern]

Can’t believe the 2020s invented the word “snatched” just so LMM wouldn’t have to use so many words to describe Valancy’s face.

She doesn’t fit in very well in the 1910s but she’d slay in 2020s.

[thesweetnessofspring]

You know, I think Valancy's look is very fitting for the 1920s as well! She has a rather boyish figure, a small mouth, a small nose, and slanted eyes. Olive is much more of a Gibson girl, which based on when this is set (I believe is late 1910s/early 1920s?) Valancy's appearance will become the trend while Olive will be seen as old-fashioned soon enough.

[moonlightredfern]

Oh you’re right! And Montgomery wrote it in the 20s even though she set it earlier so she would have known that.

[all-peristeronic]

It’s a nice bit of irony that the Stirlings want to force Valancy to conform to these old-fashioned ways, and then judge her for not being attractive according to that standard, when actually Valancy will be on-trend for the 20s. The same way they think she’s a failure for not being married when actually maybe a woman’s value isn’t determined by having a husband. The Stirlings only think there’s something wrong with Valancy because they’re dicks.

[actualdirtfromtheground]

Fantastic to see absolutely anything blue castle cross my dash. Brings me joy!!!!!

[actualdirtfromtheground]

It's probably time I check my birds legs

[actualdirtfromtheground]

Yknow what, we deserve a spin off series all about agatha Doyle's time as a cop.

70s themed, crazy hijinks, the whole shebang.

It's what the people deserve

[actualdirtfromtheground]

I am drinking copious amounts of vanilla roibos tea this morning

[rydenxo]

okay picture this; i go back in time and find a victorian orphan child. do i blow his mind? do i break his brain? NO!!! i give him warm soft clothes and a hug. he gets me wizard high off what would commonly be used to treat a minor cough in that era. we both eventually contract a deadly illness and then i bring him to the future where we get easily cured of our ailment. i buy him a happy meal afterwards. he’s my good son now. love you son.

[actualdirtfromtheground]

The fact is that, at the beginning of season 4 Eric is clearly not happy with the fact that antigone said they were competitors rather than friends.

BUT considering that rudyard calls georgie, who is probably the person he loves most in the world next to antigone, a Model Employee in meaningful moments– Antigone calling them competitors totally means more than that, Eric just doesn't realise that. The Funns are just like that.

Their lives have been so intertwined for so long that they're inseparable. Despite the fact that rudyard hates Eric, he's had a family on this island for some time but never knew

[turboemmy]

dhmis team, hire me to make ur merch

[mariorsomething]

oh to be a puppet desperately grappling with your decaying sense of identity in a neverending surreal nightmare world. youre also gay

[actualdirtfromtheground]

Sir Percy Blakney, hustling, burning both ends, on a hot date and also sneaking aristocrats out of France. Being late to said date due to smuggling people out of France. French aristocrat being shoved into a carriage covered with flowers and picnic baskets. Percy busy as hell

[velvetbronte]

a note and a kiss discovered in my thrifted mary oliver poetry collection

[actualdirtfromtheground]

RUDYARD DESERVES A FRIEND. A PROPER FRIEND, A REAL ONE. A GOOD BUDDY!!!

PLEASE SOMEONE!!! HE DESERVES A FRIEND WHO ISNT A PSYCHO. I CAN SEE HIS CHILDISH GLEE AT A REAL FRIEND!!!! PLEAAAASE!!!

[actualdirtfromtheground]

The first season and a half of wooden overcoats I didn't ship anything, had no real feelings over chapgone

The second Eric, talking about Antigone's chocolates, said "well, I rather liked them" I was all in. Lost my damn mind in a second

[actualdirtfromtheground]

Girls don't want marriage.

Girls want to be a goofy villain, entirely Dedicated to their aesthetic, with an incompetent assistant, who's plans always backfire horribly, who has an organ in their house that plays itself, and who has been trying (and failing) consistently to kill the dude everyone loves. AND girls want the best theme song you'll ever hear in you're whole damn life

[actualdirtfromtheground]

New aesthetic dropped:

Professor Fate core

[actualdirtfromtheground]

Ok I gotta ask does will wood remind anyone else of rudyard, I mean-

Look at him

[actualdirtfromtheground]

There is nothing funnier to me then doing a really bad French accent. Like an awful one, and then just say whatever wild thing pops into your head.

It is truly the peak of humor