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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone
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from the creators of kids bop meet adult bop where we take regular songs and make it have as many curse words as possible
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Banana phone
i feel like no one really wants to hear that sleep/exercise/nutrition/hydration are major factors in treating mental health issues bc we’ve all talked to that person who thinks your depression would be cured by one good session of goat yoga or whatever but unfortunately they do help and i’m chronically annoyed about it
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The enemy is both weak and strong. “[…] the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak.”
- Umberto Eco on fascism
dear diary,
today a tumblr user called me a fascist for saying they might feel better if they drink water
Okay, but one problem: any exercise is extremely stressful and makes you feel empty and just lay in bed for hours with no energy even to change your clothes or drink water, not mentioning eating. Even a simple walk. Especially if the weather is colder than 20°C.
If going for a walk is causing you to lay in bed for hours not eating and drinking there are much deeper issues than lethargy. Lifting some barbells shouldn't comatose you in a nihilistic existential stasis.
I know it shouldn't, but it's just how it works for some people for unknown reasons I was looking for years and still can't find.
would you like a medal or some kind of trophy to commemorate the time a tumblr post wasn't about you specifically
hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there
[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~
good luck! good luck!
"The nonbinary afab who goes by she/her, dresses femininely, and uses a push-up bra when I—" when you what? What's wrong with her?
Is she not nonbinary enough for you? Is the way she experiences her queerness and how she presents not perfect enough for you? Nonbinary people don't owe you androgyny, right? So why is she the exception? Why does she have to hate herself to appeal to your standards? Why is she any less trans—any less worthy of respect—cause it's "not visible"? Queer solidarity my ass. Don't spout this bullshit on Pride, man.
This, but also for enby amabs going by he/him and with hairy chests and beards
can you get me a crumb from the store
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and 2 Lint
bugs bunny- I would not trust him for a single second. Dear God. The sex would be crazy though
Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
came home and my roommate's plumbob is red am i in trouble
wagga do :( doby ugoo!
:( what that meannnnnnnnnnnnnnn :(((((
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
By the way, folks… We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :P
Well, we never got around to making a wedding gif, but still super-married and loving it. Happy Valentine’s Day!
women fuck the fish. i am uninvolved
sharing gay germs
“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.
cats can:
sniff
fall off things
Lick plastic (BAD trick)
"it's okay, i can peel back the layers of you until i find the soft and gentle core of you you've had to work so hard to hide"? no. no, it's okay, i know you're hollow; i'm here anyway. you don't have to pretend it isn't masks the whole way down. whatever face you want to wear, i still love you. i don't need you to be good or unflinching or the antonym of violence. if i did, i wouldn't be here. i wouldn't ask that of you.
i have nothing against a character who is layers of scar tissue and callous protecting a small little sliver of their before self, who just wants to be safe to let that sliver grow and heal
however. when the only thing under all the scarring is more scarring. when there's nothing of the before self left at all. when there was a precipice, and they tumbled over it, and even if they got back up they'll never heal right.
and then to have someone still say i care for you. you are broken and i can't fix you and i'm here anyway. so what if you're a ghost of yourself? you can haunt me
i love you. im pregnant and its toys
what the fuck does that mean. stop. dont fucking say that
ok. gettibg an abortion and its you
I really don't know what to do with the fact that my teeth have been toothpaste flavored for over 24 hours despite much eating and no additional toothpaste. Like what's even happening there. Perplexing.
Maybe your tongue is toothpaste flavored?
The rest of my mouth doesn't taste like toothpaste though. Like it's very clearly concentrated in the teeth.
For the record, it lasted for about 36 hours in total. Still no idea what that was about but okay
someone was brushing your teeth when you weren't looking.
...for 36 hours?
i had a lot of time on my hands
i mean they
the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s
i have seen a bizarrely high number of replies to this post saying ‘okay but you have to take into account people’s preferences and dietary restrictions!!!’ so i just wanted to take the time to clarify that my original one (1) paragraph tumblr joke post was in fact an entirely comprehensive guide to trip planning, you should NOT take into account food allergies or accessibility or general basic preferences of your friends at all, there are absolutely no further nuance or considerations that need to be made beyond what i originally wrote
i have a friend with peanut allergies so every time we go somewhere i make sure to take my peanut car that is made up of thousands of peanut shells glued together and then for activities all of us take turns throwing peanuts at her and then we have peanut butter for dinner. everyone loves it