the Hammer in Hammertime

Im not a homosexual! (just stridersexual)

[redstonedust]

i always knew riverdale is a show that goes off the rails plot wise but the more i hear about it the more i realise its basically homestuck. look at these character descriptions.

this is homestuck. you have to understand how homestuck this is.

[the-haiku-bot]

this is homestuck.

you have to understand how

homestuck this is.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[tastytoecheese]

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

[actually-real-john-egbert]

Hwahh! I die falling in love!?

[voftdubsofficial]

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[actually-real-john-egbert]

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!

hehe :) its April 13! Happy 413 everyone!

[your-fave-hates-jk-rowling]

YOU hate JK Rowling!

[lochnutmonster]

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

[calliyx]

yeah lil dude, they are an asshole, but it'd be great if you could refrain from flipping em off in front of me and all these people - you see theres this thing we call plausible deniability...

[hartteart]

embarrass him!1

[actually-real-john-egbert]

Taking notes, doing an art study :B

[actually-real-john-egbert]

for my friend :3

[actually-real-john-egbert]

my vriska i made bored in math class

[actually-real-john-egbert]

stuff i made on MS Paint