i do

Jenn Nguyen | 17 | Louisiana

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[onlytwitterpics]

[gopango34]

Me

[vvhack]

[lovingechoes]

Gotta do it

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

I don’t care what news I get I just want this stupid potato dog on my dash

[travellertalks]

^

[ouaisvasy-deactivated20160514]

[icapturedbeauty]

This is literally my parents. Everything I do is wrong 🙃

[usrimajor-deactivated20240130]

FHS SHUT THE FUCK

[cats-and-cardigans]

i’m literally on the verge of tears

[wasjopara]

immigrant upbringing

[staypozitive]

What a true boyfriend should do.

When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you like a dummy cause she thinks shes stronger than you, grab her and don`t let go.

When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough, kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she`s quiet, ask her what`s wrong.

When she ignores you,give her your attention.

When she pulls away, pull her back.

When you see her at her worst, tell her she`s beautiful.

When you see her start crying, just hold her and don`t say a word.

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she`s scared, protect her and make her feel safe with you.

When she steals your favorite hoodie, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night. 

When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn`t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.

When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up.

When she says that she loves you,she really does more than you can understand.

When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret,keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes, don`t look away until she does.

When she says it`s over, she still wants you to be hers.

[helterskeltered]

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

[skygalskywalker]

come to the dark side, we have cookies as big as you.

[jabberwockypie]

IT’S THE TINIEST REY *EVER*! I mean, I ALWAYS reblog the tiny Reys, but this takes it to a new and amazing level!

[profeminist]

REBLOG ALL THE TINY REYS - THEY ARE THE HEROES WE DESERVE

#THERESREY

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

ground destruction

[thislifeshitistrash]

Why is this so satisfying to look at?

[weaponizedthickness]

I wanna eat it

[thislifeshitistrash]

Lol you’re weird

[micdotcom]

Watch: Trump then tries to weasel out of it by deflecting all blame.

In related news, later in the event, Trump was asked about discrimination against Sikhs — and somehow made it about radical Islamic terrorism.

[micdotcom]

Watch: This little girl shares a special bond with Obama and is devastated to learn he’s leaving office.

@whitehouse please respond

[micdotcom]

OK @whitehouse we see you

Watch: Kameria got to meet the President!

[animaniacal]

AAAAHHHHH I’M WITH YOU ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL NOT READY

[with-practice]

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

[yanelknows]

U ever so happy u wanna tell the world ur business but u remember the world fake

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[failisuck-deactivated20151124]

[profeminist]

Tampons are a “luxury item”

[gehayi]

Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.

I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.

He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.

“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”

His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”

I thought,  You have got to be kidding.

Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.

And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.

[mousathe14]

That’s.., that’s insane.

[lezzbro]

what the fuck did i just read

[wrenwestpresents]

[lule-bell-blog]

My only regret is that I didn’t tell enough people to fuck off.

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)