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neil josten really said “maybe the real game was the friends we made along the way” and then he also immediately responded to himself with “no i want my fucking championship trophy”

grechgor

"Neil debated how much damage the thick heels of his new boots would do against Andrew's face and liked what his mind came up with."

ninyard

I imagine Cat and Laila forcing Jean to create a twitter account and then he’s like ??? about how it works like a lil 19 yo boomer he is

wait this is so funny to imagine him being literally clueless as to how social media works

cowboylikewren

i can’t believe that it’s finally you and me and me and you, just us, and your friend

barkbark von barkenstein.

hiramslodge

the damage aftg deals to its readers needs to be studied in a lab like no one should ever read it ever but if you have read it your brain was changed permanently

mor3au

twitter doesn’t disappoint

stick-ball

@eloquent-apollo babe ur famous 😂

exy-time

Neil really said "is anyone else gonna kill that guy" and didn't wait for an answer

cassandrajean

[gasp] and they were roommates.

(The death grip these disaster children have had on me since the very beginning)

feistiest

neil, abt andrew: what a drama queen

neil: *accidentally gets pushed into andrew by people @ the bar and leans onto him* andrew is my pillar of the strength the one constant thing in my life he’s fierce and unmoving and i cant ever remember someone being there for me like he is holding me up like he is it’s terrifying and liberating all at once ive lost all control of my life ive given it to him and i know he’ll keep it safe