[fairycosmos]

girl help i'm turning 30 in a few days and i've done fuck all with my life

fuck all is a classic 30 year old thing to do. youre right on track

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[snoopylovessoup]

“The Cat and the Porridge”, 1935, Yuri Vasnetsov

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[owners-envy]

ONE DOLLAR, THAT'S ALL YOU GET.

[catcrumb]

[actualmilk]

I diddly dang done it. Thak goid. AA Degree obtained.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

[fairyde222]

TikTok handle @ VXMPWOLF

His baby girl 😭

[queermasculine]

never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

[fruitsoftheweb]

[dzamie]

[ironfoot-72]

Wow, are you sure that adds anything useful?

[dzamie]

I’m not here to be useful, I’m here for my own entertainment. Part of that is thinking about furry porn.

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[augutsy-deactivated20141216]

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

[sr-roto]

[danielkahndyke]