I am in volleyball hell and don't want to leave.

"Matsuhana because fuckin duh" On year 6 of volleyball hell. 21. She/Her

[spr0cketz]

Decided to take a stab at one of these because they just crack me up!

[sam-sometimes-wise]

I worked laughably hard on this

[kakastravakaianapoda]

I have been losing it all evening with the Eridian Welcoming Committee comics, so I decided to try my hand at one.

@justcakethanks thank you for the template and for the laughs!

[lizard-brainer]

tumblr keeps killing the quality and adding a weird green line. but fuck

we will not give you a choice :)

using @justcakethanks template and ocs!

SEQUEL WOAH!!!! (link)

[webheadmenace]

@justcakethanks

[girldraki]

[wheresurboytonighthelookslikeenj]

first half of count the rice is funny because everyone’s threatening violence to sam or living their best lives in losers island while ify and catherine look like this

[brave-potato]

new Mayu and Mikoshiba illustration for Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun's 15th anniversary

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[hollowboobtheory]

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

[hollowboobtheory]

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[papercranes07]

.....sam rice

[bowcard]

you played “count the rice”!

said you played “count the rice”!

👏👏

you win if you do

the win condition twice!

👏👏

[winner’s name] counted the best,

here’s what they have to say!:

“[winner’s ad lib]”

[loser’s name] did the worst,

so they get sent away!

bye bye!!

[ifyouknowmeirlgoaway]

When Sam said they had some ideas that they thought were just too devious until Samalamadingdong changed his mind, I think he was talking about this episode.

[keirashark]

This might be the scariest thing I’ve ever seen

[spinostarz]

i really like that pictures of anteaters swimming look like someone tried to recreate the loch ness monster on a budget like

[transxfiles]

cant talk rn obsessed over the design concept of this 2017 production of pinocchio as a stage play where pinocchio is the only character played by a human actor and the rest of the cast are portrayed as puppets ,,,

[transxfiles]

like. how insanely poetic is this . you are a boy and you are made of wood but you know so entirely that you are more than wood, you are as human as anyone made of flesh and bone and it's not your fault that you came into the world with sap running through your veins instead of blood. and your entire life you are searching the world for what it means to be human but the dramatic irony of it all is that none of them know how to be human either. you keep reaching out for humanity and they seem so big and powerful but they are just puppets of a greater design too performing for an audience you cannot see. and whether you know it or not you are more human than any of them even if they are convinced you are just wood and paint and magic. im on the floor .im losing my mind over here. gimme a second guys hold on. wait a minute guys wait a goddamn minute like. wahta a good fucking design concept. head in hands !

[moniquill]

https://youtu.be/nZ1Oa_uHsLo?si=Vpl1-AhhqZh3t2ad