I am in volleyball hell and don't want to leave.

"Matsuhana because fuckin duh" On year 6 of volleyball hell. 21. She/Her

[countrynerddancer]

D20 on a Bus: Season 2 is better than I could have dreamed

[rrat-king]

either they make mr. questions merch or make it myself

[a-murmuration-of-sorts]

so glad they finally gave us a faq for this campaign. it was weird they didn’t for season 1

[redpandarascal]

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

[hong--zhi--zhu]

[frustratedasatruar]

[audarcy]

Really glad randall xkcd made that "experts often misjudge the average layperson's knowledge of their field" comic bc my prior touchstone for easily conveying the same idea to people was this other xkcd

and now i no longer have to confuse people by saying shit like "i think we're having a joe biden mayonnaise moment here"

[jimalim]

Zoey reads polytrix fanfiction. She's always been an avid fandom member for her favorite media, of course that wasn't going to change when she became that for millions of others.

It doesn't help that she's down bad for her band mates, and so what if she dabbles in rpf so she can live her wildest fantasies. Her favorite polytrix fics are all written by this particular author who specializes in fluff. Just the most tooth rotting sweet fluffy stories that always makes Zoey feel ooey gooey inside. She loves these fics so much, she'll reread them often before bed to put her in the best mood to fall asleep to.

She finds out the identity of said author after a series of fics that come out over the span of a week (for a polytrix fandom theme event) where the author notes reveal glimpses into their life that are too specific for Zoey not to connect the dots.

For example, "I meant to post this sooner but my cat knocked over nearly every potted plant on the patio and I had to spend the last 3 hours cleaning up his mess."

Or "my roommates surprised me with a much needed movie night which got me thinking..." followed by a reply to a comment that read "op sounds like you're in love with your roommates" with "if you only knew ;p"

The events in evey author note corresponded to events in their own lives much too perfectly to be a coincidence. So when Zoey puts the pieces together she bursts into Rumi's room "you're ShimmeringSunlight?!"

And that's how Rumi learns her favorite reader who always leaves her the most adorable comments, the ones she rereads often when she needs some writing motivation, is Zoey herself.

[mollyvega]

One more slimy baby for slug week. This starry beauty is Andromeda.🌜

[carterihardlyevenknowher]

I saw John Green talk live today AND HE MENTIONED TUMBLR. MULTIPLE TIMES. did not know he was back on the platform. It’s like the wolves returning to yellowstone

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Nature is healing.

[omtai]

the shit you do to make a dying phone work when you dont wanna buy a new phone is amazing. my phone no longer charges unless i plug and unplug the charger exactly ten times & then flip the charger around then it works. I dont want to say i have to fuck the port a little bit first but i have to fuck the port a little bit first

[aphrodite-gock]

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[dajo42]

i heard in america they love to drive so much that they have a place called Road Island

[draconym]

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

[draconym]

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

[crowcaws]

Incredible events unfolding on reddit

[crowcaws]

[crowcaws]

I would die for Tessa. I would find her 200 toothbrushes.

[crowcaws]

So it looks like Tessa has been using these veggietales toothbrushes for ages, but has misplaced the stash.

[mossworm]

every time

[modmad]

[saltoncity]

scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close

[hugsohugs]

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary