Nothing of Import

I used to have other stuff here but it didn't really fit me (or this blog if you can call it that) anymore.  The one thing that hasn't changed? I will always suck at describing myself. Also: my pancreas sucks at being a pancreas. (And if you found me through the MDS community, come say hi!)

[papercranes07]

[janmisali]

pick whatever option the person you're following who reblogged this post didn't pick. if they didn't say in the tags what they picked or if you're seeing the original post and not a reblog, pick at random instead.

first option

second option

Remaining time: 2 days 14 hours

[fangorn-forest]

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Remaining time: 4 days 7 hours

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

each year congress people should be required to go on a field trip where they each get dumped in the middle of a random u.s. town & handed a phone with google maps & forced to find their way back to washington solely through the use of local public transportation systems.

to be clear i don't think this would improve our political reality in any way, but it would be fun to watch

[ladytemeraire]

Put that stuff on pay per view and we'd clear the national debt in under six months.

[leyezahmae]

CAN WE HAVE A CIVILIZATION?!?!?!

[figureskatingpenguin]

Niina Petrõkina (EST): Criminal Tango | 2026 European Championships, SP

Reigning European champion Niina Petrõkina scores a personal best of 70.61, taking the lead in the short program!

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 4 days 4 hours

[honeydewdrops333]

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

[unoqlo]

Kaitlin Hawayek & Jean-Luc Baker, Chopin Medley / 2022 US Nationals (-)

[the-zenith-calls]

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

[knives-in-the-dishwater]

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

[taavicleric]

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."

[papercranes07]

most important question for me now: what's on the flip side of 'play nice'

[papercranes07]

😈

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[tiredadventurer]

[papercranes07]

most important question for me now: what's on the flip side of 'play nice'

[papercranes07]

expanding the rules jurisdiction is the best thing they could have done

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 1 day 12 hours

[petitmimosa]

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what do you mean MARJORIE AND JEAN LUC??? this off season people, i can't.

[papercranes07]

what do you mean jean luc baker is returning to competition