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rip to @actualashlynx’s minecraft account, taken by a literal clown 😔😔😔

#also maybe it’s been awhile since i’ve played minecraft #but how do you steal an account???#and out of all the options why pennywise for a skin??? i have Questions

actualeijiokumura

Ash is making fun of my height!!

actualashlynx

Hahaha how are you so fucking small?

actualeijiokumura

I'm not that small!!

actualashlynx

actualsingsoo-ling

#it doesn’t matter how short you are #because i will always be shorter :’)#barely above 5 ft gang where you at #also i heard about the minecraft account i’m very sorry

actualeijiokumura

@actualsingsoo-ling You are the only sane one out of these two.

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t h a n k y o u

#reasonable is a bit of a stretch #but still thank you!!

actualeijiokumura

I cant believe Ash really does lose brain cells around Shorter

actualashlynx

I get back from a hiatus and this is how you treat me? by calling me out on THE tumblr.com. wow eiji

actualsingsoo-ling

you’re saying that like he’s wrong

#i mean its not really an uncommon thing #everyone loses braincells around shorter #its Just Part Of His Vibe

*gets a news notification saying kanye is running for president*

me, internally: please be satire please be satire please be satire please be satire

also me: please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real please be real

#i’ll give you one guess as to what it was!!#hint:#it. wasnt. satire #also very fitting that this is my first post in months

actualsingsoo-ling

smh my friends need to stop being nosy and let me die in peace

actualsingsoo-ling

look. look at this homophobia

#and yes it is totally irelevant that we’re both gay #still homophobia #i did learn a lesson tho #golfing and other straight sports results in getting poisoned

smh my friends need to stop being nosy and let me die in peace

#dying! slowly! and! angonizingly! from! being! a! dumbass! is! my! choice!!!

*approaches gay couple* so which one of you is the immovable object and which one you is the unstoppable force

#sing shitposts #so a friend of mine and i were talking today #about how chili’s and claire’s are the duality of man #as you do #so i jokingly asked which one was the unstoppable force or the immovable object #and this meme popped into my head #and i just #note that this sounded much funnier in my head and has prob been done before

hey so i actually got Animal Crossing and it’s a really cool game, but uh,,,,what’s,,,,,

What’s up with all the furries??

THE ROOMBA FELL DOWN THE STAIRS

#DD:#I WAS DOING WORK AND THEN HE JUST ROLLED OFF THE STAIRS #THERE WERE SEVERAL LOUD THUNKS #AND THEN HE JUST STARTED BEEPING #hes okay now tho #but im not #:((((

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#shorter and skip watching everything go down from the afterlife

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I have watched 2:40 hours of pingu so far.

I am creating a compilation of every NOOT NOOT in the entire series.

I am destroying myself.

This is it so far.

#you look into my brain #and this is the only thing you see #also i’m pretty sure this is what i sound like in any argument ever

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no I will not make the first move I will not move at all carry me

#do not tell me i have to make this part 3

goldenpaint

I ask my self 48 times a day “am I being dramatic? Is this #toomuch?” the answer is always yes of course

#you do know that you didn’t have to call out every single bi person right #pt 2

chloeniccole

Bottoms be like: *provokes a top into making fun of them so they can pout about it and call them mean*

#you do know that you didn’t have to call out every single bi person right

spacy-thoughts

I keep seeing the anime title "banana fish" going around and I love that as a title. So I've decided to watch it this week. It sounds like this anime will be a lot of fun shenanigans because honestly what anime wouldn't be fun with a title like that?

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Y'all

Y'all what the fuck

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I just wanted them to be happy

#honestly #this was me after episode 1

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Eiji: [bursts into tears]

Sing: Is he okay?

Ash: Yeah he’s fine, sometimes he just gets overwhelmed by all the love he has in his heart.

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