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Angie - they/any - queer - poly

[positivedoodles]

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[nerdy-as-heck]

I saw this and felt like it should be shared here too

[rubaedo]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grimes

[he-sees-dem0ns]

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

[dogpuppy]

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[kurrusu]

[sweatermuppet]

thank you t4t love sex and friendship

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

"visual learner" this "auditory learner" that well I'm an oral learner. put it in my mouth

[kerrry444]

yearning for a woman to fuck me in front of a mirror and make me watch so i never forget who i belong to

“who’s that pretty girl? oh yeah? is that mommys pretty girl?”

[dumbassdaughterofdarkness]

This except she doesn’t do well with mirrors.

So I guess I’ll have to do her makeup first, then show her how good it looks running down her face

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[godlyemoticons]

[knightofleo]

😾

[jackdawsfavorite]

bonus

[funeralcity]

my understanding of the petplay dog clicker thing is that people seem to be utilizing classical conditioning to make their girlfriends associate having sex with having sex

[captain-price-returns]

These are probably the first kids he never shot on sight