i have rabies

check out my carrd!

[dengujian]

Simple and straight to the point.

[ministarfruit]

google searches on the verge of a nervous breakdown (abridged) ⁠— honeybee, trista mateer

[adachibabey]

i’m back once more

it’s been forever since i’ve been on tumblr lol!!! sorry mental health’s a bitch. i’m back with more f/os too!! here they are :3 i added them to my carrd so if u wanna check em out go ahead!! i’m also gonna start tagging my stuff lmao i’m so unorganized,,,

[adachibabey]

FFUCK i forgot professor venomous and he’s a main too lmfao

anyways professor venomous is my bf that’s all folks

[adachibabey]

i’m back once more

it’s been forever since i’ve been on tumblr lol!!! sorry mental health’s a bitch. i’m back with more f/os too!! here they are :3 i added them to my carrd so if u wanna check em out go ahead!! i’m also gonna start tagging my stuff lmao i’m so unorganized,,,

[kittyandco-archive]

I did something I said I was gonna do icons! I started with gradients and if you want anything specific, I might just do them. 👀 they're transparent! Like/rb of course; don't have to credit

[shahdaryu]

Nobody:

Lucien Lachance's ghost: Have you heard the tale of Mathieu Bellamont, and the great treachery of Cheydinhal? Kill a boy's mother, and vengeance festers in the son...

[morgiah]

i forgot this was on lucien’s uesp page i’m sobbing it’s so funny

[goatlover]

💕 𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒆𝒓𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒖𝒑 𝒂𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒕 💕

[adachibabey]

@dreamy-ships

[aki373]

[damnskippies-archive]

[selfindulgenceisfine]

Imagine your f/o gingerly touching your face and asking if you’re okay because they see on your face an expression of distress that they know all too well. They can tell that terrible thoughts are going through your head, but those thoughts fade into background noise as your f/o tries to comfort you. 

[kaliships]

being a lesbian who self ships with men is awkward as SHIT. i want to interact with lgbt self shippers bc they’d see my self ships in the correct context, but also i feel like a lot of lgbt self shippers would exclude me because i’m not like them.

people expect lesbian self shippers to be the perfect pastel pink innocent angels who wanna smooch anime girls, and that’s not me. i want the scary male f/os who tower over me and would make me tremble and back away in real life, because i’m used to men seeing me as a target or an achievement in a video game. horrible things have happened to me because i was unavailable to a boy, so i want a world where this can be fixed with perfect happy endings. i’m sure many lesbians have faced the same thing. i don’t even want live-action characters. all my f/os are animated men. not a coincidence at all, my friends.

i don’t want to be trapped in an expectation of being pure and perfect and angelic and only loving fictional animated girls because girls are pure and perfect and angelic too.

non-lesbians are strongly encouraged to rb this post!

[derpbrotherhood]

Dovahkiin: *stealth mode*

Cicero, meanwhile:

[lucanis-crow]

[catsi]

salt & vinegar chips are snacks for fucking masochists. literally the entire flavour of the goddamn chip is “acetic acid, which will hurt your tongue, and then just salt on top of that to hurt it worse”. it’s brutal. this chip is designed to hurt you

[maxknightley]

yeah and it kicks ass

[kinboxed]

for @mae-is-gay

[tea-selfinserts-deactivated2019]

Things to appreciate

Your F/O’s voice.

Your F/O’s laugh (bonus points if they snort!!).

Your F/O when they’re trying to comfort you.

Your F/O’s ways to express their feelings.

Your F/O’s smile.

Your F/O’s blush.

Your F/O.