[adamsessler]

tumblr user adamsessler does not share the views of former television host Adam Sessler.

[hotcrossedfangs]

He listened to her ❤️

[adamsessler]

i went to evil dead burn today and the movie didn’t start. so someone went to tell one of the workers and then she was in the projection room making fun of us to the manager on the phone for about 15 minutes???

people kept yelling at her “WE CAN HEAR YOU” and after like the fourth time she opened the window and said “sorry OH MY GOD!”

after 30 minutes they got it started, it was weird.

this has been a recap of the 9th time i’ve left my house this year.

[dogpuppy]

[adamsessler]

It’s Bald Summer.

[aevallare]

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

[redlettermediathings]

[nanoraydx]

They should show Frasier in the Vegas sphere

[transfemininomenon]

king

[oldshowbiz]

love them

[6546574]

I’m gonna clean the house before he gets back!

[pseudomantis]

Ok😀

[pseudomantis]

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

fill my bed put some liquor in it

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

anyone else follow Baby Corn the cat? anyone else see the insane new Baby Corn image?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

insane

[angelicguy]

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

[angelicguy]

A lot of people are misunderstanding this post. Originally, I was discussing the commission price of this piece with an artist (my budget was roughly $2000) but after I saw you could make it with a robot for free, I decided to do that instead.

[iwantyou1966]

[oonpy]

Dude last night was a one note post