Driving School™️

Instructions for driving. I also do marriage counseling.

[adaptive-driving-school-official]

I am literally just a driving instructor (18 year old with no drivers license)

[adaptive-driving-school-official]

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[ryukisgod]

Your friend’s boyfriend

[adaptive-driving-school-official]

“He was playing pretend sword with the vending machine.”

[oxfrnk]

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[the-last-d-boy]

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[wind-at-your-back]

don’t!!! go!!! wasting!!! your!!! emotion!!! lay!!! all!!! your!!! love!!! on!!! me!!!

[nonaferatu]

people hate it when i say "black people getting cancer is racist" but im literally fucking right because systemic racism has led to chemical dumping being acceptable in black/brown neighborhoods and black people have higher rates of cancer as a result

[blackfliesinbluesugar]

'Bill Cipher fumbled'

(Hey! If y'all love BillFord you should totally read my favourite fic of them and give it more love - it's a masterpiece with a word count rivalling the bible!)

[livelovelaugh-777]

[frog-on-top-of-a-log]

“Being aromantic and asexual sounds nice. You can skip all of the drama.”

That would be true if society reacted normally to childless single people or anyone else that doesn’t fulfill their expectations of a stereotypical relationship. The way things are now, the drama just comes from a different angle. Amatonormativity is a prison.

[adaptive-driving-school-official]

[tamamita]

Happy pride from Hamas, Hezbollah, Ansarallah and the IRA

[nekosaws]

[adaptive-driving-school-official]

guys the time is nigh

[adaptive-driving-school-official]

guys the breakdown

[adaptive-driving-school-official]

guys the time is nigh

[the-muppet-joker]

Stop asking me in my inbox how I feel about the "hard launch." I do not care! Sure, I'm a phannie, but I also hate love. I have always head cannoned Phil and Dan as merely coworkers

[depsidase]

[cheeso]

they should make the strongest guy ever and the weakest guy ever have a fight so we can see who wins

[cheeso]

i feel like the weak guy has an in because the strong guy might not be used to the matchup

also it could be that the weak guy is so small that he dodges all of the strong guys punches. and all of his own weak hits would add up on the strong guy as this happens

[cheeso]

on the other hand the weak guy is basically done in one if he gets hit

[cheeso]

unless he survives that hit then its like he has another chance

[cheeso]

ive thought about this for over 1 minute now and theres basically no way the strong guy wins

[animentality]