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"There'll always be something to fight for. And I'll always be a soldier." Indie Dark!Captain America.Selective. Read Rules & About. Est. 10/21/14

[harbingerofumbrella-archived]

Dear Roleplay Community,

It is 2016.  Will it be too much to ask that you judge a roleplayer by the content of their character( such as their about pages, bio or headcanons) and not by the title or classification of which character is or what the mun identifies as? 

It is 2016.  

Original Characters should not be made to feel like they do not belong because they are not canon.

Female character should not be turned away because of their gender.

Male Original Characters should not be treated differently because they are male.

The Gender, Sexuality, or Romantic identification or preference does equate what they want from your muse.

Do not shame a character for their sexuality, gender,race, body image or kinks.

The Race of a character or mun has nothing to do with their ability to roleplay a character. 

A character with powers or abilities does not make them an automatic godmod.

Having a character with no special abilities or powers does not make them less special

Having a muse that has disabilities doesn’t make them any less able than a muse with no disabilities. 

There is no reason to be so judgemental based on appearances and classifications.  Stop. It.  It is hard enough for individuals in this community stop making it even harder for them.  It’s one thing to be exclusive or selective but it is something else to come off as insensitive or even as a bigot.

Be open-minded.

Be kind.

Be supportive.

It’s 2016 Role Play Community it’s time to change some things. 

[shieldedshedevil]

[adarksoldier]

Dark!AU genderbent Captain America

Stevie Rogers

Selective

AU&OC Friendly

Multiverse/Multiship

She’s a fucking babe, and she’ll slit your throat.

[adarksoldier]

@blankasset liked for a starter !!

His arms were crossed over his chest, blue eyes that were usually cold and unfeeling watching the other man carefully with only the slightest hint of... not warmth, per se, but close enough for the blonde. Muscles were tensed almost painfully and Steve felt disgust at how changed his old friend was from the man he had known. Weak was the word at the forefront of his mind.

“You should eat. I doubt they fed you half as often as you needed.” It was the first thing he had said in nearly an hour, though he didn’t make any move toward the kitchen to get the man food. He was uncomfortable with the idea of letting him out of his sight.

[adarksoldier]

@cxrnie​ from [ x ]

( msg;;  rogers )  that’s cute ( msg;;  rogers )  i can’t even FIND my pants ( msg;;  rogers )  like.. absolutely no clue where they went

( msg;;  coffee addict )  and you don’t find that odd? ( msg;;  coffee addict )  or alarming? ( msg;;  coffee addict )  why haven’t you bought new pants, Barton.

YOU ARE ALLOWED TO USE YOUR CHARACTER’S POWER/STRENGTH/ABILITY ON MINE.

yes, this is me granting you PERMISSION to actually torment/hurt/control/beat up etc my muse. IF IT IS IN CHARACTER. but no, this is not me saying you can god-mod. there is a difference. So, feel free to inflict as much pain as you want and have fun rp-ing! (:

[adarksoldier]

To-Do List

Starters: 4

Drafts: 5

Rules Tweaking

Try not to be distracted by the men on my dash

all to be done after dinner :D

[sandcvstles]

five-word sentences.

[thevcid]

blueneighbcrhood:

“ please just let me forget. ”

“ c'mon try to guess what. ”

“ just leave me alone already. ”

“ no, i’m not going to. ”

“ you can’t change my mind. ”

“ my mind is made up. ”

“ i’m not gonna let you. ”

“ don’t do that to me. ”

“ think about what you’re doing. ”

“ why aren’t you listening now? ”

“ i want to sleep forever. ”

“ you need to leave now. ”

“ i’ll always have your back. ”

“ now there’s no going back. ”

“ the view really is spectacular. ”

“ i didn’t think you’d care. ”

“ why can’t you trust me? ”

“ don’t even bother with clothes. ”

“ i don’t love you anymore. ”

“ i am a great person. ”

“ you are a tolerable drunk. ”

“ exactly, why are you awake? ”

“ i’m gonna ignore you now. ”

“ how is that not hilarious? ”

“ please just calm down now. ” 

“ i was already calm, asshole. ”

“ i can see your underwear. ”

“ i’m afraid you’ll replace me. ”

“ please stop losing your temper. ”

“ you can cry if needed. ”

“ you have to run away. ”

“ i just wanna be yours. ”

“ ashes, we all fall down. ”

“ i’m hoping you’ll understand me. ”

[headstrongmartin]

texts from last night! meme

[roleplayermemes]

[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA. [text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?” [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I’m keeping him. [text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever. [text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I’d say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba” [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won’t quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant [text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

[theagifs]

[lostsouldier-archive-deactivate]

@adarksoldier is a dickbag

          “get out of my apartment, rogers.” tone harsh, irritated. he has neither the time nor the patience for this. he moves forward, metal hand closing around steve’s throat, just under his jaw. with that grip, he forces the man backward, towards the front door. “i don’t want to see your face right now.”

[adarksoldier]

               his features almost instantly become a perfect caricature of barely contained amusement. he knows that bucky could quite easily snap his neck, and yet there was no fear in him, not even a hint of apprehension because he knew that the older man was no longer the Soldier bent on putting an end to his life. “and if i don’t want to get out of your apartment?” the question was beyond petulant but it perfectly fit his current mood.

[adarksoldier]

out of uniform.                           Also! Since I wasn’t around to throw in my two cents, I don’t give a shit if you want to hit me up via ask or the instant messenger. Either is perfectly fine by me (the IM might even be preferable tbph), so don’t worry about bugging me or whatever? Idk. I’m fine with it being used for out of character and plotting, maybe in character stuff? But I have a kik and skype for that, too, so... Ask for that if you want. Currently I don’t have the IM’s set to where only the people I follow can message me, hopefully that will not need to change.

now back to your regularly scheduled programming!

[resplexndent]

Please reblog if you are okay with random starters, pre-established relationships and responses to ask memes. I need some new people to bug with starters & what nots. 

[ycuwill]

        Wanda was of the opinion that she was working very hard         thank you, but apparently her version of pushing her limits         and the Captain’s were very different.                  “You could always go ask him and find out.”

[adarksoldier]

“Or you could just do as I ask and work. Now, run the drill again, and try not to fuck up this time, Wanda.” Despite the slightly harsh words, Steve’s tone remained calm, bored almost, as he crossed his arms over his chest and stared the young woman down with eyes as cold as the ice he’d been frozen in.

[adarksoldier]

Never fear for I am here!

Like for a starter

[ycuwill]

[ text: Captain ] Who said I was coming over?

[adarksoldier]

[ text: W. Maximoff ] No one said it, but I know you’ll want to sate your curiosity. [ text: W. Maximoff ] So, try not to forget the strawberries and whipped cream. I’m feeling generous tonight.

[adarksoldier]

@withabxte·

“Your expression. Seemed like you were in a little daze is all.”

His eyebrow faintly twitched, the only sign of his near incredulity and agitation. “Not dazed. Not lost. -- Mind me asking how long you were watching me?”

[adarksoldier]

“You’ve told me that story twenty times already.” (Stevie)

bloodyballet from some meme somewhere

Stevie stopped mid-sentence and stared at Natasha in a mixtureof embarrassment and confusion. Had she told this particularstory already? The blonde honestly had no memory of it, butconsidering her age... 

“Are you sure?”