one-note wonder

☆ vee, she/they ☆ hrpf blog @cantteachthat

[loontattoo]

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

[riotd]

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

[fairycosmos]

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

[petruchio]

im literally always saying this

[beachcoma]

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

[ozempicofficial]

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

a surprising number of people see the term "social construct" and think that it means something is not real when it actually means something is so very real because it was created by us and is constantly enforced, often violently

[nacht---hexe]

jokes

jokes is like an expert type of playing, and uses special toys called words.

[revolutionnaire-farouche]

the results came back: the doctor says the beating of my heart echoes the beating of the drums

[weaponizedducks]

dw guys the people are literally gonna rise. they will come when we call trusttt

[lonelyroommp3]

what’s wrong with les mis

victor hugo failed in his duty to visit a psychic before writing it who would have warned him that 150 years in the future his decision to include nine shippable twinks as minor characters in his magnum opus would lead to the development of one of the most insufferable fandoms of the twenty first century

[maskdoll]

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

[maliusaidh]

[moldavite]

i want things but i'm not a very reasonable person #mytruth

[fairycosmos]

honestly it's ok for me to flop and live the way i do. i dont have kids and i dont hurt anyone #mytruth

[brawngp2009]

daily affirmations

i can ball

i am cool

bitches love me

i can cook mad RPF

the slowly blooming darkness in my heart is not real and is not bothering me

it's okay to be not okay