[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Grow the FUCK up and learn how to communicate

[gluten-free-pussy]

No shade but some of y’all take that zodiac shit a little tooooo seriously :/

[gluten-free-pussy]

Y’all be like: I’m a fire sign™️ so that’s why I committed tax fraud

[jennilah]

went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned

[jennilah]

but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone

[jennilah]

is 9…………. post office closing time…….  no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C

[jennilah]

well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow

[jennilah]

i mean what did i expect really

a package?

too unrealistic

[jennilah]

amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today

[jennilah]

omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name

she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea

[cursedwitchazel]

mail is dumb

[skodasforge]

The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.

[ampervadasz]

[back-that-sass-up]

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

[docteryn]

I would be dead

[tranxio]

Spectacular Neon Blue Lava Pours From Indonesia's Kawah Ijen Volcano At Night (PHOTOS)

You've heard of "red hot" and "white hot" to describe searing temperatures. But what about "blue hot"?

[bogfox]

[wacheypena]

NO MORE RED AND ORANGE LAVA IN MOVIES! FROM NOW ON WE HAVE BLUE, GREEN, PURPLE OR EVEN PINK! STOP HOLDING BACK! ESPECIALLY IF ITS AN ALIEN DAMN PLANET! NOT ALL CORES ARE THE SAME!!

[dragongirlteeth]

The reason lava is always orange/yellow/white is because that glow is due to black body radiation from a hot object, similar to how a piece of hot metal glows, but the blue color here is from electron excitement in a chemical reaction (emission spectra of sulfur).

This is super cool, but holy shit there’s probably so much sulfur dioxide in the air that you would die from breathing near it.

[cramp]

the best part of being in a relationship is sharing food

just kidding, even if we are in a relationship I’m not sharing food

[weavemama]

THIS HEADLINE IS EVERYTHING

[weavemama]

Congratulations to the goddess of tennis!!!

[aceunibomber1906-deactivated201]

You know her baby will never hear the end of it. “I was Pregnant with your dumb ass and STILL WON the Australian open…….

[alexbelvocal]

Akabsjdndjdn 😭😭😭😭😭

[queenstravelingdarling]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[just-call-me-vendetta]

Then she’s halfway through the pregnancy at that!

[illmaticraj]

I honestly believe that Serena Williams is Wonder Woman

[respectfulmemes]

[cheekbonered]

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

[bransonreese]

[notcaycepollard]

the twitter thread the artist created after this was one of the best situations i have ever seen in my whole life:

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[pumpkinmcqueen]

living the dream

[nanitsnami]

Lmaooo

[queerlettuce]

shout out to boys with thick thighs and stomach rolls. to boys with stretch marks. to short boys and boys with high pitched voices. boys who like wearing make up or dresses and boys who defy their “masculine” gender roles. to all boys with acne, eczema and any other skin conditions: you are all valid and worthy of love

[respectfulmemes]

[42believer]

reblog if you’re gay because of ghosts

[jumex]

911…id like to report something she did Operator: what she do? Me:…that

[yuyufashion]

[tastefullyoffensive]

The look of pure terror. (via gypsypanthr)