「 lunatic scud! 」

eve ✽ 20 ✽ she about me!

[dezimaton]

congratulations on 4th path Add 💉💧

[dezimaton]

I've created a Commission Pricing excel sheet to make math from hourly rate to a commission price more accessible

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[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

apparently SNL's try guys skit was about how his friends overreacted so i'm thinking perhaps one of the SNL writers is cheating too 💀

[kamek32]

There's literally a part where the sketch straightman is like "Wait but the relationship was consentual what's the problem?" and the caricature try guys are like "Um the POWER DYNAMICS?" and it's meant to get a laugh??? Someone in that writers room is fucking their employees.

[fudemushi]

worth noting that one of the writers of that sketch is actually friends with ned fulmer

[tsunderemployee]

why isnt there an italian overwatch hero

[tsunderemployee]

i bet you feel real fucking stupid right now.

[jovialgnomejpeg]

Lost my fucking mind at a red light today

[screamydreamy]

I am sadly not a legitimate be gay do crimes thrillseeker. the idea of getting in trouble makes my tummy hurt. Sorry

[cat-boy-tits]

the spirit is willing, but the flesh has anxiety.

[bigchump1994]

When someone gets into the thing you recommended to them

[neil-gaiman]

Why do you use tumbrl as your main social media? Is not a bit outdated and filled with weird ppl?

Very much so! It's definitely outdated and filled with weird people. But I'm afraid it has some downsides as well.

[theehorsepusssy]

[glittergroovy]

[just-french-me-up]

I'll let y'all fanfic readers in on a little secret: if you find a writer who portrays your favs or that specific trope just right and you want to get more of it, the trick is reblogging or even just commenting and/or going wild in the tags, and you'll probably get more

listen, I am but a simple duck, if you feed me I'll just FEAST on those crumbs and you can bet your ass I'll come back to that pond for some additional bread crumb feasting

[transruby]

rb this post to give the person u rbed it from a pretty fall leaf :]

[baduuizm]

[fagflint]

[id: a tweet by @TPAIN that reads: “I encourage everybody to at least (in private if need be) take a shot at doing something you actually think you’d like but your friend circle has deemed it “corny” or “lame”. Liberate yourself from the constant need of approval from everybody besides yourself and go have fun”. /end id]

[softgaycontent]

u know, i think he means it

[closet-keys]

[ID: tweet by T-Pain @TPAIN reading, “Why is Steven Universe making me cry right now?!”]

[relelvance]

Kind of insane to me that people think horror is tasteless and call it lowbrow but will watch mcu movies

[velidewrites]

Extremely displeased to announce I just opened my writing doc to find the fic has not yet written itself. Will check back in tomorrow to see if it’s made any progress

[gaeolos]

You scroll so far you come across this cat, he will scratch on your face, keep scrolling

[sandersstudies]

There’s a lot of people I feel inextricably bound to, with or without reason. I think soulmates are plentiful gifts, and not exclusively romantic.

[sandersstudies]

Getting mistaken for dating my friend and it's like "oh lol that's because our souls are intertwined in this life and the next, easy mistake to make."