“Are you aware that your chicken is out?”

Multifandom blog. Gosh its a mess.

[limonnazul]

POV: you're a gridanian farmer at 3 AM

[entropic-introspection]

I kinda love that we never get an explanation for what the fuck was up with Zenos. We come in fresh off of killing First Brood and can’t even dent this motherfucker. He steamrolls us in a way no one else got close to, multiple times. And then he gets an artificial Echo.

He fucking died only to go “Nah that’s boring,” and came back to haunt us and try to kick our ass again. He’s apparently dreamed of The World Before since he was a kid. He broke time and fucking space to chase us to the ends of the universe and rolled his eyes at the mere thought of us being delayed by the embodiment of despair. Usurped ‘final boss’ status by having us fight him 1v1 after everything in an instanced fight that devolves to us punching the shit out of each other.

Zenos whatevs Galvus was somehow in possession of as much Main Character Energy as the WoL he just never fucking expanded on that, dare I say iconic

[hibiscus-sweetie]

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

People playing Elden Ring and looking for the "good" demigod to root for are missing the point. Pick your favorite mass murdering war criminal megalomaniac with mommy issues and endlessly simp for them like the rest of us, cowards.

[ryelandgrace]

Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo! NEVRON!

CLAIR OBSCUR: EXPÉDITION 33 (2025) dev. Sandfall Interactive

[kescalis]

I only recently got around to playing this absolutely gutpunching game

I just wanted to draw the sillies...

[psychotic-gerard]

listening to a man break up with his partner on the train and the first sentence I heard was "I just don't appreciate you cheating on me six different times, once with my own father."

[noah-wyles]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

[switchnx]

Wait that’s actually really good, gonna pop this out of the tags

[itsreallystupid]

[teaboot]

[strawberrycatcrowbar]

[sacred-portal]

[space-blue]

omg thank you

[bisexualseraphim]

ADHD at night: I could write a book. I could get my Master’s Degree. I could go to the club and come home with 12 new friends. I could get a job at that club and meet the mother of my children. I could cure every disease and use my wealth to bring world peace.

ADHD during the day: Fold laundry too hard :( Come back next week

[nighttrashheadache]

violet: he’s probably thinking about other girls

xaden: I need to figure out a way to attach the tiny dragon to the big dragon

[yokolate]

⠀"Come along. Let's go home."

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Aline Dessendre Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (2025) dev. SandFall Interactive⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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[arirna]

[televisionenjoyer]

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.

[televisionenjoyer]

Rescued media. Fuck it.

[quail-in-red]

I love auto-selecting camp supplies, it’s too funny

[piosplayhouse]