Rules For Being A Great Doormat, Footrest, Welcome Mat, Tramplee, etc...
I’ll keep these as concise as possible. As a fag doormat myself for a while, I know what it takes and what our superior young men expect and demand. Here are some pointers:
1) NEVER complain. If they want us to lick their filthy sneakers after working in a fast foot restaurant so they are clean for the next day, DO IT. That might be the only dinner you get all day anyway, so be thankful.
2) NEVER complain. If they want to stomp on us and trample us to relieve whatever stress over shitty customers they had or trouble at home or trouble with the girlfriend or whatever, DO IT.
3) NEVER complain: If we are out in public with them (an honor by the way) and they are having a hard time seeing over people and tell you/us to lay down so they can stand on you to get some extra height, DO IT. Who knows? Maybe one of their friends will be there and you/I can be useful for them, too. Or three, or four. Always be prepared no matter what, and DO IT.
4) NEVER complain if your “favorite” shirt gets ruined or buttons pop off because they use us as a welcome mat to wipe their dirty sneakers on. We can replace a shirt. So, DO IT.
5) Do they want to stand on you after they take a shower so their feet don’t hit the cold floor? Of course they do. Do you think their girlfriend will let them stand on them? Um, no. That’s what WE are for. DO IT.
6) Do they want to practice their dance moves on you? AND THIS ONE IS IMPORTANT, and I’ll tell you why. Trampling, walking on, and dancing on a “person” isn’t easy from what I’ve been told. These young Masters are worried about falling off. They AREN’T worried about our pain (duh), but falling off of us and hurting themselves. The ONLY time we should raise our arms and/or hands while being trampled, stomped on, walked on, and danced on is if we detect they may fall and hurt themselves. THEN AND ONLY THEN are we permitted (in my eyes anyway) to put our hands on them, on their legs, only to stabilize them or to help them step off so THEY do not get hurt. Us getting hurt should never enter their minds, unless they like it when we do. And that’s fine, too.
7) Always make yourself available to them. Terms like “I’m too tired” or “I don’t feel well” don’t matter. If they want to play ping pong or pool and want to stand on you, DO IT. The word “NO” should never be in our vocabulary when it comes to them.
8) Or it could be cold outside and their feet are cold. Let them sit back and relax in a chair or the sofa and put their feet on your face while we’re on the floor to warm them up. Or their feet might be sore, let them use your face to massage their feet, deeply. Grinding the balls of their feet into our eye sockets, nose, chin. Twisting and stretching the skin on our faces while they moan in pleasure. Do they have an itch on their foot? Provide your teeth so they can scratch it.
9) If they bring a friend or two or three or four over, and say “hey, this is my bitch, trample the shit out of him” then immediately lay down and obey. Your nose might get broken, our ribs might get cracked. The smiles on their faces, while destroying another “human being” is worth it.
10) Lastly, be HONORED that you/we are chosen to be used for their pleasure. I myself NEVER feel more useful and happy than when these young guys use me for their joy. Yes, I’m sore, I’m bruised, sometimes injured. But knowing they leave me happier than when they came, with cleaner sneakers and an arrogant air of power is why I exist.
NKyDoormat (Northern Kentucky Doormat)
thank you sir
